re: Have ya'll ever found a dirty magazine out in the woods?

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I bet you left something though...

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12 year old me had an existential crisis in that Ace bathroom bc my mother was in the store buying paint.

On the one hand, I was looking at the filthiest magazine I had ever seen & could give me endless hours of entertainment.

On the other hand, my mother could catch her sweet boy with a Hustler in his pants thus causing her a lifetime of shame at having a perverted creep for a son & me having to spend the rest of my childhood at military school.

The good old days

When I was 12, we found crumpled up pages of one in the coulee behind my friend's house. They were from Playboy and depicted some weird naked vampire fantasy. It was pretty hot, definitely made it into my spank bank.

Years later, I found out that one of the naked vampires was a very young Denise Crosby, of Star Trek fame.

Always had these in the treehouse the older kids had made in the woods. We were scared that they'd catch us and beat us up.
I worked at prominent Shipyard in the NOLA area and they came out with a policy that all the mags in the various locker rooms had to go. Me and my co-worker handled waste so they brought them all to us. Wound up with two huge boxes that were never disposed of, lol.

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Woods porn is the best porn.

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As a kid, it was always a good day when you found woods or field porn.

Strangest porn related find I had was as a teenager helping my uncle. He would buy old trailers and gut them, refinish them and re-sell them, and did pretty well for himself this way. I was helping him gut one for cash money on the side as a teen and came across a lone envelope in the master closet. I was curious and opened it because it seemed out of place. There was one strip of 35mm negatives in the envelope, for those of us old enough to remember when they came in the pack of photos from the pharmacy you had them developed at. I held the negative strip up to the sunlight and it was a series of photos of a gorgeous woman slowly removing a towel and revealing her naked body in front of the bathtub in the master bath about 10 feet away from where I stood. I searched every piece of garbage in that trailer looking for the photos but found nothing else.

One thing that's eye opening is what a young boy is capable of when motivated. The first time I found a magazine was what you'd expect. I'd rip the place apart like the ultimate Easter egg hunt, and those old VHS, you had to reset it back to the EXACT second. Porn is awful lol but you wouldn't have convinced me when I was younger.

Buddy of mine had a stash in the woods out behind his parent's house. It was up under this little ledge with a loose rock that fit perfectly to hide the hollow cavity in the hillside.

He showed me a Hustler when we were like 11 years old and it was the first time I saw graphic pornography outside of boobs on a movie or a Playboy.

found? not necessarily. 12yo me had a 14yo friend take me to the fountain of impurity.......an empty lot that had roughly 6'-7' tall brush......and as you navigated through it, there was an opening cut out in the middle with what could only be described as a collection of paper and DNA from the entire town's adolescents. i passed out in there one day for a few hours.

There was an abandoned mansion in Bogalusa which as teenagers we often found ways to enter and explore. In one room there were hundreds of girly magazines (predating Playboy and Hustler). The pictures showed only a little skin, but the models were dressed in nighties and sheer clothing and always had on bras and panties, but for kids in the mid-1950s this was a treasure trove.