PensaTigers

2019 football was so damn good, every other sport could have stunk and id have called it the best year.

Ive finally learned how to do them this year after my 4th or 5th trial.

1. Do not use connecha, its not worth the price even if its the best sausage on earth. Get the cheap 2.99 lb sausage, and its actually very absorbant and tastes amazing. Cut into bite size bites, not 2.5 inch cuts. Just under an inch. It gets eaten up every time.

2. Big mistake i didnt get the first time i looked it up is cooling the water off with frozen corn and/or ice. Corn is more ideal. Hot range is just under boiling.5 to 7 minutes on boil, corn in reducing temp, and soak 15 to 20.

3. Spice tf outta it. Citrus it with lemons and orange, overdo the boil spice, and dump plenty of cayenne.

4. As for purging, just keep washing them bugs until the water runs clear. Get the dirt n crud off, dont bother with the guts. 48 mins vs 48 hours. You wont notice anyways, youll be half drunk anyways. Also 4.5, dont get too drunk when youre the chef.

5. This one is controversial but i hope to get a little reception here... dont just suck the heads, crush the head. Flavor explosion. After a long soak where its soft and spicy, good lord is it good.

Now what id like myself is some advice on how to get good potatos. They dont absorb well, ive tried mini reds, quartered reds, soaking a long time, yukons quarters and minis... theyre always bland. I suppose youre just supposed to dip them in butter but id like to make them better.

Number 1 advice, just do the damn thing. Trial and error is how i made an amazing boil, amazing gumbo, amazing ettufey, etc. Its not hard, it just takes a few tries to learn from mistakes and deliver.

We've done well to have great kickers at LSU and i really dont want to see that end. These guys are so damn important. Reliability helps so much in decision making on offense.

Over 10 years ago i got a screenshot from a 10000 player freeroll. Just a fun thing i played in all the time but this time i was 8 hours deep and in the final 21 or so. I ended up with pocket As and flopped 4 of a kind. I slow played and lost to a royal flush.

8 hours deep, busted with 4 aces by a royal after he hits runner runner. Is there a worse bad beat? I wrote in the chat "unbelieve" before i took the screenshot lol.

I have awfuls gamblers luck. Used to have a buddy i told not to scratch his scratch cards around me because theyll always be losers. He was determined to prove me wrong but eventually he believed me. Was at a wedding thing and they had scratch cards at the table for everyone, everyone lost.

It kinda sucks to know theres just no shot at ever seeing another LSU team like 2019. Unless some billionare buys up every damn top 100 player no matter the cost, then we wont even see another team like 2019. Talent is spread out now, all the juggernauts are dead.

But man... the memories from 2019 were so special. I knew but wasnt entitely sure, going into bama but when we finished, i would have bet my life that we would win it all (shout out to CEH for that one, and his SEC championship jig when he saw himself on tv made me laugh out loud). Not an ounce of doubt when clemson had us 17 to 7, just like joe.

Also life was good, had some good people around me, they were florida and bama fans but fell in love with the 2019 once we knocked them off, we all watched the heisman together with big smiles. Best team of all time, and thatll stand a very long time, and thats special. Geaux tigers man.

Crisp, slightly chilled air
Kindness that touches the soul
A relaxed, carefree headspace. Havent had that one since being a provider but i had my good times to myself, and it came at its costs.

I hope the worst for him. Absolute trash can con artist who deserves prison. Hes a geniuinely awful human being who deserves to be punished. If he didnt win that bama game, theres wouldnt be a single good thing to come from that POS here.

I get mine old fashion on marketplace or craigslist for 100 bucks. First one lasted 2 or 3 years, 2nd one is about 2 years in. Ive got 7 people in my household so 2+ years is fine w me. Big reason i went cheap is because these things arent that hard to fix. You can buy a bag for 15 bucks that has replacement heater and sensors for these buggers.

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Inb4 wait till she's a teenager

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First person ive seen who both knew how to use inb4 correctly, and nailed it. Next post was the inb4. Bravo.

Because they have a hell of a lot to still experience and learn about the world. Life is almost always still happening to them at that age instead of taking life by the horns.