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Make sure you turn them all into fried frog legs after they clean out your bug problem.


These are squirrels tree frogs, little meat. Hardly even see any toads out here. But man, 100s showed up tonight after being absolutely absent until tonight. It's loud asf. We needed them so badly. You couldn't breathe without swallowing gnats all last week.
God bless these creatures. Im on a swampy part of the panhandle and the gnats/flies have been more than my chickens could begin to handle with all this flood rain. Haven't seen the frogs until today and its like the military showed up. There's several dozens singing their song outside our home and they've already thinned the bugs in a single night. The sound of several dozens frogs is sleep music.

Dedicating this thread to the frogs and spiders out in our wet areas doing God's work.
Never smoked but have you seen the price of cigarettes? Im not shocked people were pushed to come off it.
"This rushed profiteering vaccine is immune to all prosecution and being sued, now take it"

Yeah, we're the idiots.
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Would it have been sweet if the pistol was loaded and the toddler pulled the trigger?


Uh, no? What kind of reading comprehension was that?
I have twin toddlers and we love watching when the big brother (same age but hes bigger, behaves better, etc) is sweet to the little one. Grabs wipes and always gives him his snack before he takes his.

Anyways, i was telling her how the toddler was being sweet and cleaning his brother up.

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That's when the child turned toward the officer, holding a handgun.


That got a laugh. Still sweet how the baby listened and put it down. Ours will run in with small things and say "this is a chokeable" so in this one we imagine him telling the officer "this is a shootable" lol.
Its simply amazing how 7 people can sustain a gunshot wound but not die when da culcha pops off, seems like theres a <10% mortality rate in a culchad shooting. Lungs, liver, kidneys, heart, arteries, its like theyre flexing how inefficient they are. When there is a death, its some little kid in her bedroom sleeping too close to da disrepk.
Yup, yeah this gen is doomed but theres still plenty of young bucks playing cocky, trying to be smooth/confident/funny. Just not as many as before. Got 4 sons and im gonna teach them to put the insecurites away and get in there, keep trying, and keep rolling the dice. You'll get a 7 eventually, unless you're REALLY unlucky and born without a chin and 5'4. Then you'll just have to settle for snake eyes.
Now thats how you mental illness. Got the gun, didnt shoot him back, just returned to the river from wince he came. Offyougoapparently.jpg
Anyone ive ever seen who hates mexicans has come off as bizarre to me. Only ones ive ever met were hard working and friendly as hell. Send everyone else back, well hang onto these guys.
They say thermonuclear dynamics do what they do but ive lost 128 lbs, and 100 lbs at different parts of my life. I only eat dinner. No soda, no sugar free this or that, just a meal of 1200 calories tops. Im 6'2 ex olineman, but my body has been set at 280 since 9th grade.

Same for my wife. Weve both been successfully skinny. Ive been 180 at different parts of my life and that is arguably unhealthy skinny for me, ive gotten comments.

The only way weve achieved weight loss is 48 to 72 hour fasts with high protein low carb/cal meals in between. Genetics play a hell of a role. Really is unfair but ive also had friends the opposite end. Had a friend who was high motabolism/high energy and hed get up after midnight to eat and he still couldnt put weight on. 30 year old guy who ate 4 meals a day and was damn near a stick.

Anyways, thats my experience. I can help you with fasting info if you want to take that route, theres a good bit of info to doing it healthily. Just certainly not fun to put in a hard days work to come home to nothing to eat but maybe broth (and thats a struggle too because if you oversalt, which is easy to do, youll get diarreah and flush your entire system).

Edit: To be clear, theres an alternative but its not a diet, its a lifestyle change. You can drop to your ideal weight but maintaining it will still seeing you eat only a meal a day, and certainly not carb/cal binging for that meal everyday. Pick your poison.
That popped up in my YouTube short feed with like 50 views a few days ago and I said the exact same thing I said it sounds like Jessie is putting in work prior to midterms.

Our fatigue is overflowing and yet they still have to manufacture their victim hood status. Dog water culcha.
I had to work 12 days in a row prior to last weekend (I can't turn down free OT) and I was so happy to have a couple days home with the family. I made the wife n kids laugh a lot over the weekend and I was thinking back to that on Monday and it just made me happy. I especially love making my wife laugh.
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Some of us wear boxers instead of thongs.


Why? You worried about what other culchad think about your underwear?

Or have you never heard of boxer briefs? There happens to be a middle ground between man panties and culchad undies. It's finely fitted cotton unders that go down the legs. Look into it. Your balls in the summer will thank you.
Back in the day, smallpox meant your ship was getting ventilated into the sea, cargo be damned. Nowadays we don't wanna live in the times of harsh reality but no one's gonna dock a fuggin plague. Life is rough, accept your fate.
Florida out here dumping all the rain we didn't get for half a year.
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How old is your daughter and if over 18 is she willing to pay this dude in the more historically conventional currency for debts like this?


Ban this childish, disrespectful gooner. Seriously. Imagine saying this in real life.