Have any of you heard of "vabbing?" Evidently it's a thing

Sorry, but women are not capable of being funny

As a teen I never needed to be within smelling distance to know if I wanted to frick a girl or not.

Tik Tok should have stayed banned.

Does the butthole count?

Asking for a friend.

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I can tell from the thumbnail alone she is unfunny. I’m sure she has a bunch of period, pussy and dick jokes that “slay!!”

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I've never been attracted to the smell of a vagina. I've run into normal smelling ones, ones I assumed were recently cleaned because they had little to no smell, and of course a stinker or two during my time.

Regardless of how any of them smelled, I'm washing my dick off in her bathroom sink when we're done.

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The concept first gained attention in 2019, when sex expert and author Shan Boodram claimed she had been using 'vabbing' for over a decade to increase her allure. "I swear if you vab you will attract people, like a date, [or a one-night stand. Or you’ll just get free drinks all night," she said in her since-deleted TikTok, which received over 1.5 million views.

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I'm thinking... if you're down with smearing vaginal fluid behind your ears, you are DTF.

You know what attracts people, like a date or one-night stand? Being a whore.

Want to advertise yourself as a whore? Do whorish things, like advertise that you put vaginal fluid behind your ears for attention.

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Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, man (Tell it)
It was this blind man, right? (This man) It was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick, right? (Hey)
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?
(Fish market?) He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
"Woo good morning ladies" (Hahahahaha)

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I've never been attracted to the smell of a vagina.

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I don’t know that I’d go that far.