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re: Gwyneth Paltrow Brings Ex-Husband, Children On Honeymoon With New Husband...

Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85780 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:24 pm to
Apparently Martin is dating Dakota Johnson who also went

Chris Martin isn't really getting as much out of this "frontman for one of world's biggest bands" thing, it seems
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34851 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:26 pm to
Celebrities are so fricking stupid
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:27 pm to
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Yeah but there are dumber celeb child names out there



I’d say North West is a better name than Apple.
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:28 pm to
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Sorry she doesn't look like an IG whore.


Oh yeah Gwyneth is way better looking than this

Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
41946 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:29 pm to
But Pilot Inspektor isn't
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119953 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:31 pm to
She seems like a strange individual.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
41946 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

That woman is stunningly beautiful.


Gal Gadot is stunningly beautiful

Gwyneth Paltrow is just a pretty lady
Posted by Clutch Cargo
Over the top
Member since Dec 2011
1388 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:33 pm to
Yup
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85433 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:33 pm to
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Gwyneth Paltrow is the most average looking famous chick ever


I fell in love with her in the mid to late 90s. She was fricking smoking. But bitch is crazy now, might have always been or the fame and money and bubble she lives in got to her.
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 2:34 pm
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
39818 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:34 pm to
I waked in Fish Tale grill at Lake Bruin one time and found myself staring at Gwyneth Paltrow. True story
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 2:37 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103096 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:41 pm to
People don’t want a destination wedding because it means your in-laws are there with you in paradise.

And this bitch brings her ex and kids with her on one.


This guy better have negotiated a great deal in the prenup.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
62686 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 2:57 pm to
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But bitch is crazy now, might have always been or the fame and money and bubble she lives in got to her.

She was always a snotty princess. She was born into it because of her producer father.

The Claire Danes character Sooki Sapperstein from the movie Igby Goes Down is supposedly a spot-on impersonation of what a snob she is.
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:03 pm to
Certainly explains this guys mood

Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31998 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:16 pm to
Is she dating Casey Affleck now?
This post was edited on 1/11/19 at 3:20 pm
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41316 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:19 pm to
Who is the bigger cuck in this relationship: Martin? or the new guy?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72616 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:20 pm to
We are all indebted to our resident hedonist mikelbr for our ability to confidently speak powerbottomese without having to actually have been one.



re: Paltrow: IWHI and put up with some shite for a while, she probably would be temporarily interesting.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7284 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:22 pm to
Posted by Remulan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
926 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:41 pm to
Fake Hair
Fake Tits
Fake arse
Possible Fake Tan
All pictures photoshopped

Some guys like their women to be real.
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5864 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:41 pm to
Hey look, a thread where you guys can actually correctly use the word cuck.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38645 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 3:59 pm to
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That woman is stunningly beautiful.



Agreed. Very gorgeous.

But she is beyond annoying. Don’t care how pretty she is. I would be in the same room with her maybe 45 seconds before I’d want to hit her with a sand wedge.
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