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Morning all. In Barcelona this morning it’s almost noon.

Morning fellow AB'er


Just listening to it rain. Didnt rain for 18 months and now it just wont stop. All or nothing baby. Thats how we roll here



Working all day today. Hope you all have a great day

Morning all

Mornin everybody

Morning folks!!!!

Mawnin y’all

Good Morning Humans
Sunday Funday!!

And the day of rest. Let’s enjoy.

JOTD

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Why do men always have to be the ones who die during the sex? Why cant the woman just die of over excitement?



Thats kinda sexist.

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