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Location:BatonRouge where CATS are RATZ
Biography:Busted flat in Baton Rouge, me and Janis
Interests:Mostly dead presidents and loose women. But my job requires skills in astrophysics and homeopathic healing of severe head wounds, politics, and knitting
Occupation:Retired kleptomaniac
Number of Posts:1460
Registered on:10/31/2009
Online Status:Not Online

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re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/6/25 at 6:50 am to
I’m trying to figure mine out too!
Sux.

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/6/25 at 6:44 am to
Good Morning Youse guy’s
Lannie, don’t put blue drums aboard and speed around.

re: GMT - Friday is finally here

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/5/25 at 6:17 am to
Good morning, Youse guy’s
Doing a page 2 for Lanier, the old man.
This parade is scheduled a year ahead, however the police are ALL ON OVERTIME. Really 1/4-1/3 of residents attend, simply shift police.

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/4/25 at 8:19 am to
Good morning, Youse guys.

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/3/25 at 5:50 am to
Morning already?
Youse guys woke me up w/all the posts.

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/2/25 at 11:24 am to
Ok, I understand. I was kind of concerned someone had beat my nuptials bad record. (5.5 and separated only half credit) Yes alcohol, drugs and Latina's were causation.

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/2/25 at 10:43 am to
Morning to you Madam S

Really six ex’s? Slow learner or was alcohol involved?

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/2/25 at 10:13 am to
Sounds like:
Q:Whats long, round and full of semen?
A: a submarine.

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/2/25 at 10:08 am to
Did you get past th’ Seasickness?

Just pulling yer leg’, you’re a regular semen

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/2/25 at 6:21 am to
Good morning Youse guy’s
Sorry frog no doggies moving this morning here.
No issues here with a little marketing.
I visited your website and enjoyed fishing w/you this morning.
We need to understand that if they kill their own family of course we’re not safe from them.

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 12/1/25 at 6:58 am to
Good morning youse page 2 guys.

re: 11/30 GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/30/25 at 6:38 am to
Good morning Youse guys
Good morning Youse guys

Load th’ boat Words to live by today.

re: Black Friday GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/28/25 at 6:36 am to
Good morning Youse guys

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/26/25 at 6:57 am to
Good morning Youse guys.

Lanier, I was expecting fish not foul. Maybe some butt ugly Hog Fish

Bama beer, I’m jelly…sure wish my mom was around.

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/25/25 at 6:42 am to
Tied to the dock with maintenance. I have chain work when it stops raining.
Taking a few friends out in the bay Friday after.

re: GMT

Posted by Beer did clam on 11/25/25 at 6:19 am to
Good morning Youse guy’s
Lanner, moved more lead than your boat can hold?