Beer did clam

There was a yankee that raised a raccoon he found as a baby. Trained it and always walked it on a leash. One day a black man confronted him on the street. He was amazed and inquisitive at the animal and asked what it was. The yankee said “you’ve been called this all your life and you don’t know?”
The black man said, so that’s a mutha fricker?

Joe, that’s great advice, but you’re carrying sand to the beach. The presence of a HOA is a deal breaker for me.

HOA is the single reason I won’t consider Diamondhead, MS for a home.
Wife & I are considering leaving deadstick. More than simple rules are the HOA fees that have no limits.

14 yrs for electric relay I guess is good. Salt don’t like electric.
I see the “Salt Life” stickers and think of how much corrosion I fight and think it should say “Short Salt Life”.

Good morning, Youse guys.
Quick ride to Kemah yesterday.
Picked up my Achilles' Cadet dinghy at Triad marine. VERY disappointing.
I-10 is like a straight line Indy race.

Oh, electrical relay did you diagnose or is it at a shop? I ask because there is a competency crisis. If the computer says replace, no questions asked.
Some just keep replacing parts.

I was raised in Illinois, a small village called. Lake in the hills. Abbreviated as LITH.
You always remind me if that Lith’

Keep it only partially submerged!

Cheap arse Tube Biscuits. Stacked like croissants, triangle looking not round.

I’m trying to figure mine out too!
Sux.

Good morning, Youse guy’s
Doing a page 2 for Lanier, the old man.

GEEZER way better than Unc.