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Fun Hypothetical for the Parents.....
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:28 am
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:28 am
Here's a fun little hypothetical for the board....
Imagine your daughter calls one afternoon to tell you she is on her way over and she's bringing along her new fiance' whom you've never met. You didn't even know she was engaged.
Which of the following would you prefer she brings over.....
1 - A successful East Indian on an H1B visa
2 - A masculine lesbian - very friendly - in a Subaru
3 - An African-American man who drives for Uber
4 - A Muslim real estate agent from Yemen
5 - A Nigerian immigrant who runs a Cinnabon franchise
6 - A Guatemalan immigrant that does yard work but doesn't speak English well
7 - A 55-year old Caucasian man from Minnesota that can't hold a job longer than 4 months.
8 - Bill Clinton
Imagine your daughter calls one afternoon to tell you she is on her way over and she's bringing along her new fiance' whom you've never met. You didn't even know she was engaged.
Which of the following would you prefer she brings over.....
1 - A successful East Indian on an H1B visa
2 - A masculine lesbian - very friendly - in a Subaru
3 - An African-American man who drives for Uber
4 - A Muslim real estate agent from Yemen
5 - A Nigerian immigrant who runs a Cinnabon franchise
6 - A Guatemalan immigrant that does yard work but doesn't speak English well
7 - A 55-year old Caucasian man from Minnesota that can't hold a job longer than 4 months.
8 - Bill Clinton
This post was edited on 6/10/26 at 12:02 pm
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Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:29 am to JohnLasater
None of the above?
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:29 am to JohnLasater
i don't have a daughter
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:31 am to JohnLasater
Nigerian. Strong work ethic with a lot of them and they are one of the most educated immigrant groups.
I want to pick the lesbian but domestic violence is higher in that group.
I want to pick the lesbian but domestic violence is higher in that group.
This post was edited on 6/10/26 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:33 am to JohnLasater
Give me the lesbian
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:37 am to JohnLasater
I'd lock the door
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:38 am to JohnLasater
I only have boys. problem solved.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:40 am to JohnLasater
Not gonna lie..I really dig Cinnabons.
You have your answer, damn you.
You have your answer, damn you.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:44 am to JohnLasater
Any of the black ones.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:50 am to JohnLasater
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An African-American man who drives for Uber
Definitely didn't go DEI with the black guy.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:51 am to JohnLasater
I’d bribe her with cash to ditch any of them.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:53 am to JohnLasater
My daughter is 5, so it would probably be Bill Clinton
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:54 am to JohnLasater
8 - A WASP Tax Attorney from a local prominent family on a nice Big Four career arc
9 - A Nice Catholic Lawyer from a local prominent family with recession-proof holdings
9 - A Nice Catholic Lawyer from a local prominent family with recession-proof holdings
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:55 am to JohnLasater
1. Hell No
2. Meh
3. Hell no
4a. Fk No
4b. Not Really
5. Filthy
6. Shoot me now
7. Old Balls
I'll go with ....Not Really
2. Meh
3. Hell no
4a. Fk No
4b. Not Really
5. Filthy
6. Shoot me now
7. Old Balls
I'll go with ....Not Really
Posted on 6/10/26 at 11:59 am to JohnLasater
Why are there 2 #4s?
Is he secretly a prince and has his face on the currency of his country?
quote:
A Nigerian immigrant who runs a Cinnabon franchise
Is he secretly a prince and has his face on the currency of his country?
Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:03 pm to JohnLasater
I dont make girls
Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:07 pm to JohnLasater
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bringing along her new fiance' whom you've never met. You didn't even know she was engaged.
it's hard for me to take this hypothetical seriously considering the above would never, ever happen.
And my answer would be none.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:17 pm to JohnLasater
I lock the door and tell her we ain’t home
Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:22 pm to SuperSaint
Is the Nigerian related to the finance minister or Nigeria?
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