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re: Fun Hypothetical for the Parents.....
Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:31 pm to JohnLasater
Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:31 pm to JohnLasater
My daughters were raised better than all or choices but if I had to pick one, #8, because he's old and wealthy and would make her a rich widow probably in the next 3-5 years.
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Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:34 pm to JohnLasater
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Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:34 pm to JohnLasater
I'll take the Guatemalan. He can take care of the yard.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:56 pm to JohnLasater
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6 - A Guatemalan immigrant that does yard work but doesn't speak English well
Love those guys.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 12:57 pm to andwesway
None of the above
My daughter knows one of the Kleinpeter boys so I’m actively talking that up!!
My daughter knows one of the Kleinpeter boys so I’m actively talking that up!!
Posted on 6/10/26 at 2:27 pm to JohnLasater
Please tell me you don't and never will have kids.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 2:40 pm to JohnLasater
9. Barron Trump
Posted on 6/10/26 at 2:47 pm to JohnLasater
I'm not playing.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 2:50 pm to JohnLasater
Bobby Tudor and his social climbing wife have a daughter who married some African dude. He's right there at all the Houston high society bullshite events with them.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 2:58 pm to JohnLasater
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You didn't even know she was engaged.
“Great parenting” that results in cringeworthy communication like this hypothetical deserves:
9. Cross eyed midget wrestler who is afraid of clowns.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 3:39 pm to HuskyPanda
quote:
Nigerian
Only legit answer.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 3:41 pm to JohnLasater
The homo.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 8:01 pm to T1gerNate
Good call.
Who knew the Nigerian would be the most popular response.
Who knew the Nigerian would be the most popular response.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 8:24 pm to JohnLasater
I’m happy to answer hypothetical questions, but they have to be be remotely plausible.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 8:35 pm to JohnLasater
Sounds like daughter is a lost cause.
May as well get half of Clinton’s money in a few years and hope your daughter straightens her life out in her 30s after he dies.
May as well get half of Clinton’s money in a few years and hope your daughter straightens her life out in her 30s after he dies.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 8:38 pm to JohnLasater
quote:we speak Spanish - so this is fine with me
6 - A Guatemalan immigrant that does yard work but doesn't speak English well
It’ll be heart breaking for her when she finds out he has a wife and kids in Guatemala, one in Mexico, and another in Laredo. Life lessons.
Posted on 6/10/26 at 8:40 pm to msap9020
Your not doing it right, I knocked the balls off of two of them
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