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re: Fort Lauderdale Airport - Man pees on mom and son

Posted on 11/5/26 at 10:41 am to
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
51369 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 10:41 am to
If anyone pees on me or my son, I am beating the shite out of them. At least he gonna get kicked in the dick and balls...hard.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8714 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 10:41 am to
No fist or shoe prints on his face for the mugshot... Disappointed.
This post was edited on 11/5/26 at 10:42 am
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13810 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 10:46 am to
Probably posts on here.
Posted by Junkyard Hog
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2019
483 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 10:47 am to
Probably thought they had been stung by a jellyfish.

Not all heroes wear capes.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
39668 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 11:08 am to
Florida man strikes again
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96770 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 11:14 am to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
143797 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 11:19 am to
How does someone that drunk get through security?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
84055 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 11:41 am to
It's an airport so it probably isn't Florida Man.

More like When In Rome.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2413 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 11:59 am to
quote:

Now that it’s affordable for all, this is a result.


It’s just an Amtrak train in the sky. The dregs of society that haven’t bathed in a week are sitting right next to you.

Give me the 60’s era of plane travel. When tickets were $2,000, you could slap a stewardess on the arse, get served decent food and smoke on the plane.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8978 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 11:59 am to
quote:

drunkenly exposed himself to a family


quote:

the incident happened just after 11:30 a.m. Tuesday.


Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12922 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 12:02 pm to
Was there not 1 man present who could whip this guys arse?

Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22696 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 12:04 pm to
Dude is flinging piss around. Maybe they were waiting for him to finish so they don't get soaked in the process, but airport security responds a lot faster than people think.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62564 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 12:06 pm to
Next time you're flying, just remember, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22463 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

How does someone that drunk get through security?


Are airport bars open that early?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56964 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 12:14 pm to
Some people get so sloshed on breakfast beers at airport bars that they miss their flights.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22463 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Dude is flinging piss around. Maybe they were waiting for him to finish so they don't get soaked in the process


Suitcase to the back of the knees would've dropped him.

Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2861 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 12:53 pm to
Lift the gate E6 toilet seat, man!

Have you no manners?
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
64086 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 12:53 pm to
Some people just need a good arse whipping every week or so….looks like this dude is one of those people.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18553 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 12:54 pm to
Never understood why people get shite hammered in an airport
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22463 posts
Posted on 11/5/26 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Never understood why people get shite hammered in an airport


They have flying anxiety.
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