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re: Former NFLer Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife for talking publicly about his enormous penis
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:35 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:35 pm to fr33manator
Yeah, I’m thinking this lawsuit is just to reignite attention.
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Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:35 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:36 pm to Tigertittie
We all go along with the charade, no women post here
We're too childish
We're too childish
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:45 pm to SPEEDY
"dead arse" "dead arse"
god she sounds miserable
god she sounds miserable
Posted on 1/7/26 at 3:03 am to SPEEDY
quote:
she described it as "two coke cans, maybe even a third"
If I had a hog that big, I would find some way to brag about it. I might even print T-Shirts or do p0rn.
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 3:04 am
Posted on 1/7/26 at 3:10 am to Rekrul
Yep his new wife is why this is happening. She mad 
Posted on 1/7/26 at 4:08 am to SPEEDY
Imagine having a 14” cock with almost 60 million in career earnings. What a life.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 4:30 am to boosiebadazz
quote:
I noticed he didn’t claim defamation as truth is the ultimate defense. Drop those trousers, big boy
Is going to end with him dropping his trousers and the judge measuring the evidence in chambers or will Matt hire an expert witness who will measure and certify the size of his dong along with taking pictures and comparing it to a coke can on poster boards for the jury and judge to examine?
Must be hard work as penis size expert. What does that pay, 350 a day plus travel expenses.
Next thing you know Matt will have a second career as a Playgirl or Underwear Model for the bulge factor.
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 4:32 am
Posted on 1/7/26 at 5:16 am to SPEEDY
1st world issues
Posted on 1/7/26 at 6:03 am to dallastiger55
quote:Not as bad as saying Bud Light’s.
So ridiculous to say to two Coke cans
Posted on 1/7/26 at 6:31 am to ronricks
quote:An Aggies dream right there.
Imagine having a 14” cock with almost 60 million in career earnings. What a life.
(Caveat: The cock would be someone else’s)
Posted on 1/7/26 at 6:38 am to SPEEDY
This is a smart way to get out of paying alimony.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 6:38 am to boosiebadazz
quote:
boosiebadazz
quote:
Drop those trousers, big boy
Sounds like you've been hanging out with Diddy
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 6:39 am
Posted on 1/7/26 at 6:48 am to SPEEDY
If this only happened a week earlier, McGlinchey Stafford may have been saved.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:02 am to SPEEDY
“Dead arse”
She is for the highways and major thoroughfares
She is for the highways and major thoroughfares
Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:14 am to SPEEDY
Yeah, he paid her to say that.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:16 am to SPEEDY
He could become the next John Holmes of pron following his playing career.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:26 am to SPEEDY
So they never had sex? Damn.
I would imagine if you’re lugging 2-3 coke cans around there have been many times where you meet someone, go to get down to business, and she runs away in horror. Dude isn’t going to find many women willing to try that madness.
I would imagine if you’re lugging 2-3 coke cans around there have been many times where you meet someone, go to get down to business, and she runs away in horror. Dude isn’t going to find many women willing to try that madness.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:28 am to mmmmmbeeer
You are correct. There are very few normal women that can physically handle that kind of thing
Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:44 am to Saint Alfonzo
quote:
. Oh no, women want to frick you and men envy you?
I had a Battle Buddy in the Army that had a huge hog. We all saw it. He told us that women think they want to frick him, then tap out early. Its a curse, not a blessing.
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