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re: Former NFLer Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife for talking publicly about his enormous penis

Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:45 pm to
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86173 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:45 pm to
Two coke cans two straws, what's the difference, right?
Right?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56002 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:46 pm to
It that something he should be proud of?
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
9784 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:57 pm to
Her reason for divorcing him is the 2nd best thing that ever happened to him after being drafted to start in the NFL. The line forms to the left for this guy that much more now after what she said.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75203 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:08 pm to
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So ridiculous to say to two Coke cans

Yeah, it would make more sense just to say a liter bottle.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156640 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:20 pm to
She should slap herself silly for saying “dead arse” over and over. I fricking hate that dumb shite.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17581 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:25 pm to
Well she’s trashy and that interview is even worse
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76337 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

these degrading and deeply personal statements."


Degrading?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196626 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:27 pm to
Not all of us will settle for just being a piece of meat to some whore

Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
36192 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

The line forms to the left for this guy that much more now after what she said.
Idk 2-3 coke cans? That’s a forearm. I’m not a woman but that sounds terrifying.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18093 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:28 pm to
Glad to see these kings standing their ground against the thot army. Take these hoes to the cleaners.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1605 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:29 pm to
Her next boyfriend is like Deboer following Saban.

Never, I mean never, be the coke can that follows three coke cans.

Better yet, keep your coke can out of Gulf of Ms Kalil.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
6394 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:33 pm to
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Haha now everyone knows his new wife has a big loose vag


For you maybe...tight for us.

Or maybe this tiny little skank can't fit a finger in hers
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77244 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:33 pm to
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maybe this tiny little skank can't fit a finger in hers


Pic?
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16658 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

Might explain why he was so atrocious at protecting Cam’s blind side…hard to shuffle and move laterally when you’ve got a third leg getting in the way.

It actually helps anchor your feet and lower your center of gravity. It’s the foundation for being a good running back. Can’t speak to OLine though.

It also comes in handy.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44323 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Drop those trousers, big boy


Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11670 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 9:55 pm to
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So ridiculous to say to two Coke cans


Wait…wide or long?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60651 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:01 pm to
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Weird way to say she has a cavernous, gaping vagina that bats fly out of

I'll take things GreenRockTiger might have to worry about, for $500 please.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66113 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:06 pm to
Posted by Tigertittie
Member since Sep 2021
997 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:21 pm to
Wait, aren't you a woman?
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 1/6/26 at 10:26 pm to
I would be happy with one of those mini coke cans.
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