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Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:46 am to JoeyP239
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he completely out kicked his coverage
career earnings over $58 million
Posted on 1/7/26 at 7:50 am to MorbidTheClown
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career earnings over $58 million
according to OBJ that’s barely enough to scrape by on, three years tops
Posted on 1/7/26 at 8:09 am to SPEEDY
Could have been me if I had married her.
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 8:10 am
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:19 am to Willie Stroker
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It actually helps anchor your feet and lower your center of gravity.
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It also comes in handy.
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Willie Stroker
Checks out.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:19 am to SPEEDY
Mine has been compared to a 5 hour energy
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:22 am to TheBob
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Mine has been compared to a 5 hour energy
I usually get the comparison of tube of chapstick. Sometimes, even a tube and half of chapstick.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:25 am to supadave3
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even a tube and half of chapstick.
subtle, real subtle
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:29 am to SPEEDY
Should’ve gotten her to sign an NDA like I did.
Plot twist: he actually has a tiny peen and she did that to set his arse up to disappoint all future GFs.
Plot twist: he actually has a tiny peen and she did that to set his arse up to disappoint all future GFs.
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 9:32 am
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:45 am to Zendog
His cock was just fine for 8 years while he was earning big money. It was not too big to marry the multi-millionaire. Once it was decided that he would never play again, she needed to take the half of his cash that she earned and bail. I hope he gets back everything he lost in the divorce in his Prodigious Peen lawsuit.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:47 am to fr33manator
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Weird way to say she has a cavernous, gaping vagina that bats fly out of
She said they couldn't be intimate because it didn't fit...
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:53 am to SPEEDY
I do not feel sorry for this dude.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:21 am to HuskyPanda
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Battle Buddy
Maybe the gayest phrase ever.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:32 am to Pepe Lepew
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1st world issues
Not usually, no.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:40 am to HuskyPanda
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I had a Battle Buddy in the Army that had a huge hog. We all saw it. He told us that women think they want to frick him, then tap out early. It’s a curse, not a blessing.
Just go into making films and avoid the wannabes.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:48 am to Saint Alfonzo
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It’s a curse, not a blessing.
yes, it truly is
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:03 am to SPEEDY
2 coke cans? Mine is like one of those 5 hour energy bottles, maybe 1 1/2.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:06 am to YumYum Sauce
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There are very few normal women that can physically handle that kind of thing
I knew a few that would damn sure like to give it a try.
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