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re: Former NFLer Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife for talking publicly about his enormous penis
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:06 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:06 pm to SPEEDY
There’s a “will the evidence stand up in court” joke to be made here but I’m sympathetic to Mr Kalil’s physiological burden as someone who has been “blessed”.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way….
Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way….
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:40 pm to SPEEDY
Dude has a mule huh?
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:42 pm to SPEEDY
Is he gay?
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:42 pm to grizzlylongcut
quote:
Maybe the gayest phrase ever
Normally I would've just said Battle, but some people wouldn't have gotten the reference.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 12:44 pm to SPEEDY
“This court finds said penis to be 1/4 inches below what a reasonable person would call “enormous”. Therefore, the defendant shall cover the plaintiff’s legal expenses in full and must cease and desist. This court is adjourned…”
Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:12 pm to HuskyPanda
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I had a Battle Buddy in the Army that had a huge hog. We all saw it. He told us that women think they want to frick him, then tap out early. Its a curse, not a blessing.
Sure, but the amount of women that want to try is incredibly high. With that many women trying, you are sure to find one that fits.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 1:28 pm to SPEEDY
Honestly, if Ms. Hotdogs ever became ex-Ms. Hotdogs, I hope she’d do me this favor.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 3:02 pm to Larry_Hotdogs
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Honestly, if Ms. Hotdogs ever became ex-Ms. Hotdogs, I hope she’d do me this favor.
That would be a great 'ex'..
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