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re: For you young fellas, a review of my first prostate exam
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:34 am to Nature Boy
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:34 am to Nature Boy
Not going to lie, I jizzed uncontrollably all over the place the first time I had mine.
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:56 am to Nature Boy
I remember my one and only. I walked out of there, I felt like every person I saw knew exactly what just happened. and I felt like I had a load of shite in my pants, had to stop in the bathroom and check. Horrible fricking experience.
I had a follow up with that doc the next week. He grabbed the lube and said "Well, I didn't check your prostate last time, so I'll do that today." I said "If it makes a difference, you did." He asked "Are you sure?"
Yeah, I'm fricking sure. He just wanted to finger me. Never went back to him.
I had a follow up with that doc the next week. He grabbed the lube and said "Well, I didn't check your prostate last time, so I'll do that today." I said "If it makes a difference, you did." He asked "Are you sure?"
Yeah, I'm fricking sure. He just wanted to finger me. Never went back to him.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:09 am to PiscesTiger
quote:
If a ghey is in a dry spell, does he schedule a prostate exam?
There's plenty of other ways for that besides scheduling a doctor's visit
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:52 am to TigerCub
I used to always wonder why my wife complained so much till I had my first prostate exam!
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:56 am to Nature Boy
not looking forward to this bullshite
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:56 am to Nature Boy
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Turned 40 and had my first prostate exam recently
Why? The way tech is advancing, unless you're going to be dead in like 2 years (in which case you'd already know there was a problem, just wait until they have a better way.
I think we're really close to wiping out all cancer.
Congrats on the gratuitous fingering.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 10:04 am to Nature Boy
Your dr is a homo.
PSA is the recommendation now.
Congrats, you’re on the other side now.
PSA is the recommendation now.
Congrats, you’re on the other side now.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:12 am to Nature Boy
Have had testicular issues since I was 17 due to torsion surgery. The pain can be related to Prostasis so I had to have one at 22. Horrible.
Colonoscopy at 23 would’ve been better if I didn’t have to drink that fricking drink. My phone died and I was stranded on the toilet for 2 hours with only Better Homes and Garden to read. Couldn’t even leave long enough to grab a charger from the room over.
Colonoscopy at 23 would’ve been better if I didn’t have to drink that fricking drink. My phone died and I was stranded on the toilet for 2 hours with only Better Homes and Garden to read. Couldn’t even leave long enough to grab a charger from the room over.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:13 am to ruzil
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:16 am to REB BEER
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I remember my first as well...I asked the Dr where I should put my pants and he said “right over there by mine”.
It didn’t go the way I thought it was supposed to.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:18 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Not going to lie, I jizzed uncontrollably all over the place the first time I had mine.
My doctor told me that this was a distinct possibility when I had my first one. Glad it didnt come out that way....
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:21 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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I try to get one every time I go to the doctor. Better safe than sorry I always say. Also my doctor is a smoking hot single 27 year old chick.
Who is looking at all your dingleberries and disappointing cock
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:23 am to Nature Boy
If I ever get prostate cancer, I'm a dead man.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:29 am to REB BEER
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I remember my first as well...I asked the Dr where I should put my pants and he said “right over there by mine”. It didn’t go the way I thought it was supposed to.
This was good... it was even funnier the first time I heard it 5 years ago.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:30 am to olgoi khorkhoi
So what is the standard age to get your first now?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:33 am to Brazos
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what is the standard age to get your first now?
My uncle told me 6
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:44 am to Nature Boy
Did you become erect?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 11:50 am to WestlakeTiger
Do you guys think that pelvic exams are comfortable for woman? I'm pretty sure they definitely are not. Its kinda laughable to compare this exam to anything sexual.
I mean just because someone jizzes out their urethra doesn't make passing a kidney stone fun.
I mean just because someone jizzes out their urethra doesn't make passing a kidney stone fun.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 12:02 pm to Brazos
I'm 42 and I won't even consider it until the tumors completely block the exit
Posted on 3/23/18 at 12:50 pm to Nature Boy
Get a female dr.
Fingers are smaller and ya don't feel so gay during and after.
Fingers are smaller and ya don't feel so gay during and after.
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