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re: For you young fellas, a review of my first prostate exam
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:17 pm to Nature Boy
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:17 pm to Nature Boy
My girlfriend fingers my arse all the time. You conservative types really don’t experiment much huh?
Edit: I wouldn’t say all the time, but it’s something I enjoy.
Edit: I wouldn’t say all the time, but it’s something I enjoy.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:19 pm to Nature Boy
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This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 2:35 am
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:19 pm to Nature Boy
Had many between 21-23, prostatitis is a mf'er. All bad!
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:20 pm to Nature Boy
On a serious note....just had a friend (53) diagnosed with prostate cancer. It had already spread to his lymph nodes. He's now doing chemo at MDA in Houston.
Told me he didn't think it was anything more than getting old. He was having to get up at night and go the bathroom a couple of times each night and was also having trouble actually urinating. Had the urge, but not much would come out.
Keep getting checked my man.
Told me he didn't think it was anything more than getting old. He was having to get up at night and go the bathroom a couple of times each night and was also having trouble actually urinating. Had the urge, but not much would come out.
Keep getting checked my man.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:23 pm to Nature Boy
I felt the same way except I felt violated also.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:39 pm to Nature Boy
He should have know what was up when he asked the doctor where he could lay his pants during the prostate exam and the the Dr’s answer was “over there with mine”.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:02 pm to Nature Boy
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Turned 40 and had my first prostate exam recently.
At 40? Why? Are you at high risk? From what I understand, digital exam is no longer routinely done. PSA screening is first line, and even it's somewhat controversial for men at any age who are not at elevated risk. It's your decision whether to be screened at all, and your doctor is supposed to inform you of all this and help you decide. All you baws getting the ol' finger by default, I just don't know...
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:09 pm to puse01
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frick that, baw. PSA blood test.
This most of the physicians now days do PSA tests. Much better at finding a problem than the old method. In fact mine, and my buddies, physicians both told us the same thing...catching a prostate issue is rare with the finger test, and the blood test is more accurate. Guys are also more willing to get that yearly scan versus the other, and so thereby hopefully increase the number of early catches. You need a younger physician.
Edit: I read that it’s controversial at 40 in this thread, but most insurance covers it with your yearly physical. We have a healthy policy that in order to qualify you get yearly blood work. PSA can be screened so might as well. No harm in being safe in my mind.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 11:17 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:20 pm to VADawg
Had one a few years ago and it was a hot female dr.

Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:22 pm to Darth_Vader
Yeah and he felt two hands on his shoulders, blah blah. I hate when people recycle old lame arse jokes like they thought of them themselves
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:22 pm to Nature Boy
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Let me just say that it is every bit as bad as you think it will be.
It is not fun for the examiner either.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:23 pm to Passing Wind
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I read that it’s controversial at 40 in this thread, but most insurance covers it with your yearly physical. We have a healthy policy that in order to qualify you get yearly blood work. PSA is part of it so might as well. No harm in being safe in my mind.
PSA test is actually a pretty bad test, with very high false positive and false negative rates. Treating for prostate cancer has high morbidity, and failing to treat it often won't be what kills you anyway, because the cancer grows so slowly. Unless you're at high risk, it's very reasonable to decline to be tested for it; if you're unlucky to have a fast growing cancer, early detection may not be much help anyway.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:24 pm to Nature Boy
I had one when I was around 25. Surprisingly, the finger in the arse wasn’t the worst part. It was the fricking axle grease they used for lube that lingered in there for a week that kept reminding you that you had a finger in your arse that was the worst part.
I now play golf with the doctor that did it every now and then
I now play golf with the doctor that did it every now and then
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:34 pm to malvin
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I now play golf with the doctor that did it every now and then
Does he make you his bitch on the golf course, too?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:42 pm to alajones
This doesnt happen at the proctologist convention, does it?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:46 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
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Does he make you his bitch on the golf course, too?
Usually, yeah. But his mom is my neighbor so if he gets too rough I go tattle on him
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