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For you young fellas, a review of my first prostate exam
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:25 pm
Turned 40 and had my first prostate exam recently. Let me just say that it is every bit as bad as you think it will be. I assume it was just a finger, but it felt like he shoved his whole arm up my arse. I’m glad everything turned out good, but it was one of the worst physical experiences of my life. Couldn’t even contain a loud, agonizing grunt. Embarassing to say the least. How the gheys do it is beyond me. Was sore for hours after. Assholes were never meant to be penetrated. I can say this with certainty. Here’s to 30 or 40 more. 
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:26 pm to Nature Boy
I had one at 25
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:27 pm to Nature Boy
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This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:27 pm to Nature Boy
I was told that I didn't have to do this until 50?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:27 pm to Nature Boy
I remember my first as well...I asked the Dr where I should put my pants and he said “right over there by mine”.
It didn’t go the way I thought it was supposed to.
It didn’t go the way I thought it was supposed to.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:27 pm to Nature Boy
hopefully you'll never hear the words that you have a tumor!!!
on the other hand, my dad was too embarrassed to do anything about it until it was too late...
and I ended up being the poster child for early detection...
on the other hand, my dad was too embarrassed to do anything about it until it was too late...
and I ended up being the poster child for early detection...
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:27 pm to Nature Boy
For the record, Owlie does not have a medical license.
Word is that he just likes examining prostates.
Word is that he just likes examining prostates.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:28 pm to Nature Boy
My doc said I can wait until next I'm 45 
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:28 pm to Nature Boy
Just admit you liked it, gay boy.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:28 pm to Nature Boy
quote:
it felt like he shoved his whole arm up my arse.
That's so hot
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:29 pm to Nature Boy
At any point were both of his hands on your shoulders?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:29 pm to Nature Boy
quote:
Assholes were never meant to be penetrated.
Strongly disagree
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:30 pm to Nature Boy
quote:
he shoved his whole arm up my arse.
quote:
Here’s to 30 or 40 more.
Yea. Sure sounds like you hated it.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:30 pm to Nature Boy
Im 42
I felt violated and nauseas for 2 days. Prob reason gay dudes gross me out and I have a hard time being around them.
I felt violated and nauseas for 2 days. Prob reason gay dudes gross me out and I have a hard time being around them.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:31 pm to Nature Boy
What did you think about the milking?
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:32 pm to p&g
I think my Doc was Shaq.
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:33 pm to Nature Boy
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:33 pm to Nature Boy
quote:
Here’s to 30 or 40 more
I hope you’re talking about years...
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:34 pm to djangochained
quote:
I had one at 25
Had one at 21 or 22. Damn prostatitis.
frick that shite
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:34 pm to Nature Boy
God I hope in the next 20 years they find a better way 
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