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re: For you young fellas, a review of my first prostate exam

Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:37 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:37 pm to
I had to get one at like 20. Freaked the Dr out when I told him to pull my hair and call me a bitch
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118271 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

I had to get one at like 20.




Yeah, but not at 2am on a Saturday. GAF
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12436 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

I was told that I didn't have to do this until 50?


You need one of these up your arse at 50

Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63307 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:40 pm to
I'd like to tell you that the first time is the worst, but that is some shite that you never get used to.

after my first prostate exam, I mentioned to the doctor how bad it sucked....his answer was:

"well, if you liked it, I wouldn't want to do it"
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25606 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:40 pm to
You need to sign yourself up for a barium enema....those things are the tits.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 9:41 pm
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6493 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:40 pm to
Stumbled into my first one unawares. Told to drop trousers and bend forward. Looked back at the physicianand noticed a little too late how large his gloved hand and fingers were. Truly Bozo the Clown large.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:41 pm to
Mine was old arse man from Alex named lowentritt
Posted by LSU Tiger Bob
South
Member since Sep 2011
3113 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:41 pm to
Dear Abby......
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14935 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:41 pm to
My father in law has gone to the doctor every 6 months to get his prostate checked out. I’m not sure why, they keep telling him everything looks fine.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53837 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

You need one of these up your arse at 50 

So here I am thinking I'm 9 years and 11 months away from being violated and I'm actually 1 month overdue??
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:42 pm to
Did you ever do time, Doc?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

Im 42
I felt violated and nauseas for 2 days. Prob reason gay dudes gross me out and I have a hard time being around them.



This sounds like denial
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:45 pm to
had one done at 29. Wasnt bad at all actually. Are you sure you had a prostate exam and not gay sex?
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21870 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:46 pm to
I'm 51 but I remember when I had it at 40 . It was just as the OP says, my doctor went knuckle deep. I was grunting so much I felt like Ned Beatty, Burt Reynolds friend on the movie Deliverance ....pain and embarrassing
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108745 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:49 pm to
ThanKfully my doc was kind enough to mix us both a couple drinks first. When I woke up I didn't feel that bad.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:03 pm to
Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:06 pm to
What made you decide to get one at 29?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49697 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve




Neal and Bob
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
2132 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:14 pm to
Did you see a gastroenterologist? If so, did you see them at GI Associates?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:14 pm to
Like Rodney Carrington said i think i will die of prostate cancer.
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