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re: For you young fellas, a review of my first prostate exam
Posted on 3/23/18 at 12:20 am to Nature Boy
Posted on 3/23/18 at 12:20 am to Nature Boy
That is why at 64 I have never had one. And never will if that is the only way they can do it. Aint happening.
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 12:26 am to Peepdip
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My girlfriend fingers my arse all the time. You conservative types really don’t experiment much huh?
Edit: I wouldn’t say all the time, but it’s something I enjoy.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 1:03 am to Nature Boy
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Nature Boy
Your doctor sucks. They've come out and said to stop these examinations just because you turn 40.
Medicine has arse fricked it's approach to prostate cancer, no pun intended.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 1:42 am to REB BEER
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I remember my first as well...I asked the Dr where I should put my pants and he said “right over there by mine”.
It didn’t go the way I thought it was supposed to.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:19 am to Nature Boy
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Couldn’t even contain a loud, agonizing grunt. Embarassing to say the least. How the gheys do it is beyond me. Was sore for hours after. Assholes were never meant to be penetrated.
Imagine how girls feel with us always trying to convince them to let us do it to them. I’m 41 and never married, but I don’t even try to do this with a girl that I actually like. Just a random slut? Sure, but not a girl I’m dating seriously. I feel too bad for them and honestly don’t try out of respect. I’d be pissed if I really loved someone and every time we got naked she wanted to stick something in my butt. That shite ain’t gonna happen so why should I expect her to do it for me?
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 3:21 am
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:56 am to supadave3
If a ghey is in a dry spell, does he schedule a prostate exam?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 5:07 am to Nature Boy
Yep, I agree 100% with the OP. 
Posted on 3/23/18 at 6:09 am to Nature Boy
he had to use 3 fingers to touch both sides
Posted on 3/23/18 at 6:21 am to supadave3
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Imagine how girls feel with us always trying to convince them to let us do it to them. I’m 41 and never married, but I don’t even try to do this with a girl that I actually like. Just a random slut? Sure, but not a girl I’m dating seriously. I feel too bad for them and honestly don’t try out of respect. I’d be pissed if I really loved someone and every time we got naked she wanted to stick something in my butt. That shite ain’t gonna happen so why should I expect her to do it for me?
Dave you need to quite making sense. I always laugh when every guy in here says PIHB but yet the op states "Assholes were never meant to be penetrated."
To say the OT has a double standard would be putting it mildly. Then we get god made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. Well then God made a body part for a dude and a body part for a girl then shouldnt that be whats used. Not according to the OT
Not saying some don't like it but it is not the norm like the OT makes it out to be. Oh and when i do go in for my first i will request the small asian doctor with tiny hands.
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 6:27 am
Posted on 3/23/18 at 6:26 am to Nature Boy
Using the whole fist Doc?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 6:52 am to Nature Boy
Did you lay your pants over there next to his?
Posted on 3/23/18 at 6:57 am to Nature Boy
oldie but a goodie
This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 7:00 am
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:07 am to Jizzy08
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You need one of these up your arse at 50
I had one at 35 but they knocked me out to do so. No telling what they did in there.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:25 am to Nature Boy
My exam was weird. While it was being done I noticed the doctor had both hands on my shoulders
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:39 am to FLObserver
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. I always laugh when every guy in here says PIHB but yet the op states "Assholes were never meant to be penetrated." To say the OT has a double standard would be putting it mildly.
No double standard here. I’ve never had the desire to have any kind of anal sex, so I’ve never done it, and I have never said ‘PIIHB’. Pussy is good enough for me. I don’t know how anyone, male or female, could enjoy that.
Some of you dorks need to browse the first couple of pages before posting your stupid jokes, too. Most have been used at least 2-3 times. Come up with new material.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:47 am to Nature Boy
For me, the fisting wasn’t nearly as bad as having your urinary tract yanked on and rolling the prostrate around in his hand.
uncle had prostate cancer so i’ll be back....
uncle had prostate cancer so i’ll be back....
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:48 am to Nature Boy
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No double standard here. I’ve never had the desire to have any kind of anal sex, so I’ve never done it, and I have never said ‘PIIHB’. Pussy is good enough for me. I don’t know how anyone, male or female, could enjoy that.
Would you enjoy it if your Doctor sucked your dick? Hell would you like your doctor to kiss you?
I'm not a huge fan of Anal, but there's a difference between what two people attracted to each other do and how a doctor's procedure feels.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:50 am to baldona
after having a prostate exam, my little pecker should be a piece of cake for her
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:23 am to Nature Boy
I try to get one every time I go to the doctor. Better safe than sorry I always say. Also my doctor is a smoking hot single 27 year old chick. 
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:27 am to Walt OReilly
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What made you decide to get one at 29?
non bacterial prostate infection. Prostate issues run strong with males in my fam. Gpaw prostate cancer, dad, myself, my cousin all prostate infections. Genetic lotery.
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