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re: For you young fellas, a review of my first prostate exam
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:06 pm to baldona
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:06 pm to baldona
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but there's a difference between what two people attracted to each other do and how a doctor's procedure feels.
I get what you’re saying but there is not a scenario in the world that I’ll be ok with someone sticking something in my arse. Therefore, I don’t feel it’s right to try to persuade a girl I love and care about to get something stuck up hers. Also, I’d be pissed that she asked me and tried repeatedly to talk me into it after I told her ‘hell no’. It’s the same thing man, an object in your arse is an object in your arse. It would fricking suck, man.
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Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:09 pm to fallguy_1978
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I was told that I didn't have to do this until 50?
That's what the Doctors tell all the ugly patients.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:28 pm to supadave3
Do you like you wife to slap your arse, play with your nipples, etc.?
I get what you are saying, but my wife doesn't enjoy her doc giving her a pelvic exam either. I'm not trying to promote anal, I'm just don't think there's much of a correlation between not enjoying a medical procedure from someone of the opposite sex and something you do with your significant other.
I get what you are saying, but my wife doesn't enjoy her doc giving her a pelvic exam either. I'm not trying to promote anal, I'm just don't think there's much of a correlation between not enjoying a medical procedure from someone of the opposite sex and something you do with your significant other.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 2:31 pm to Nature Boy
i had my first at 40 (had testicular cancer, so now high risk). the whole experience was bad enough but to add insult to injury, the doctor had Ole Miss decorations all over the exam room wall......
Posted on 3/23/18 at 3:05 pm to tigeraddict
Are you people talking about jazzing and erections serious or joking? Is this a legitimate deal or just toilet humor? The last thing my dick was doing was getting hard during that shite. Doctor never warned me about a spontaneous ejaculation.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 4:37 pm to Redbone
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Get a female dr.
Fingers are smaller and ya don't feel so gay during and after.
If any woman, any, sticks their fingers in my arse, I'm getting a hard on. Blee dat.
Go to Thailand and get a massage. You will understand.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 5:52 pm to Nature Boy
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I assume it was just a finger, but it felt like he shoved his whole arm up my arse.
Hope he never needs a sample from your semen and needs to "milk" it. Doc left me crumpled up on the exam table in the fetal position with that one.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 6:17 pm to Nature Boy
Recently, my docter said something about a colonoscopy. I told him only if the nurses wear leather and latex.
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:49 pm to rickyh
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That is why at 64 I have never had one. And never will if that is the only way they can do it. Aint happening.
Dumb
Posted on 3/23/18 at 9:51 pm to Nature Boy
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Are you people talking about jazzing and erections serious or joking? Is this a legitimate deal or just toilet humor? The last thing my dick was doing was getting hard during that shite. Doctor never warned me about a spontaneous ejaculation.
Oh, it’s true alright. Seent it happen in a movie called Road Trip.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 2:27 pm to BrotherEsau
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Whoa what?
Doc squeezed the prostate anally to push one fricking drop of semen out my pecker which he caught on a microscope slide. Then he runs off to look at the specimen under a microscope. Left me crumpled up there on the table with the largest urge to shite and piss at the same time but in reality did not have to. This was like getting a sledge hammer to the nuts...
Wife and I were trying to conceive our first child and her doctor sent me to the urologist to get checked out because they try to rule the male out first if they can. When they have to work on a womans fertility it gets complicated. Bottom line both of us were OK and now have two grown kids... but damn that hurt.
Posted on 3/24/18 at 2:44 pm to GetmorewithLes
You couldn't just beat off in a cup?
WTF?
WTF?
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