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Food Supply Issues Means U.S. Can No Longer Sustain Entire Country Being Morbidly Obese
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:27 pm
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“We’re already down to producing only enough food for five thousand calories per day per person,” said nutrition expert Marc Ward. “If this trend continues, the country will simply not have enough food to sustain the extreme corpulence of every man, woman, and child. We can support everyone being a bit chubby, but that’s it.”
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Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:29 pm to Randman
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five thousand calories per day per person
Man, people are fat.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:30 pm to Randman
That’s awesome.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:30 pm to Randman
When did the Babylon Bee cross over to serious news?
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:30 pm to notiger1997
It’s the Babylon bee. What do you expect
This post was edited on 4/30/20 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:31 pm to xxTIMMYxx
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five thousand calories per day per person
Man, people are fat.
If you count calories from drinks like coke and kool aid that’s really not as much as you think.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:32 pm to notiger1997
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Another BS article.
lol
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:33 pm to Randman
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:33 pm to Randman
Let’s pick some random guy and call him and expert and it’ll be a news article that people will believe!
One day, the people will completely turn on reporters (more than what they are now) and it’ll be a glorious day.
Reporters, car dealership repair salesmen...scum of the earth.
One day, the people will completely turn on reporters (more than what they are now) and it’ll be a glorious day.
Reporters, car dealership repair salesmen...scum of the earth.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:34 pm to Rep520
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When did the Babylon Bee cross over to serious news?
When the "mainstream media" became a farce.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:35 pm to Prominentwon
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Let’s pick some random guy and call him and expert and it’ll be a news article that people will believe!
For frick's sake.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:35 pm to Randman
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Fear of this disaster has already caused the hoarding of Twinkies, Häagen-Dazs, and canned gravy.
Ok, I get it now.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:36 pm to Randman
BabylonBee crushes another one.
They're running circles around the pussy PC Onion.
They're running circles around the pussy PC Onion.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:43 pm to The Boat
That one about California felon release is so damn close to true it is hilarious.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 1:58 pm to Randman
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We can support everyone being a bit chubby, but that’s it.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 2:05 pm to FreddieMac
Lately, this is my personal favorite from the Bee: Latest Computer Model Predicts Between 0 And 12.6 Billion New COVID-19 Deaths By Summer
Nails the Imperial College study and its defenders.
Nails the Imperial College study and its defenders.
Posted on 4/30/20 at 2:08 pm to OysterPoBoy
I try to keep mine around 2000/day
Posted on 4/30/20 at 2:08 pm to Randman
I frickin love the Bee
Posted on 4/30/20 at 2:09 pm to Randman
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only enough food
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five thousand calories per day per person
Only.....
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