Randman

[quote]MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a Facebook update posted Friday, local woman Mandy Lytle proudly announced that she was starting up an exciting new "lose-money-from-home" business scheme.[/quote] [quote]The woman was recruited into the fun, lucrative lose-money-from-home business by a friend at church....

Report: More Unborn Babies In New York Identifying As Convicted Criminals So They Can't Legally Be Executed [quote]NEW YORK—According to a new report, unborn babies in New York have adopted a new strategy to help them stay alive under the state's barbaric new abortion laws: identifying as convict...

[link=(https://babylonbee.com/news/increasingly-secular-nation-replaces-outdated-religious-ideas-with-moral-judgments-end-times-prophecies)]Increasingly Secular Nation Replaces Outdated Religious Ideas With End Times Prophecies, Moral Judgments[/link] [quote]U.S.—The increasingly secular nation h...

Rocky was going to lose the first fight no matter what happened. Micky didn’t want Rocky to fight originally because he knew this. Micky saw what was coming and tried to train him hard. But Mick also knew he was having bad heart problems (which he kept to himself) so he wanted to support Rocky the b...

Extra long human lifespans has been tried before with disastrous results: “Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not put up with humans for such a long time, for they are only mortal flesh. In the future, their normal lifespan will be no more than 120 years.”.... The Lord observed the extent of hu...

[quote]Just dump him bro. You want to better yourself, surround yourself with better people. You are enabling this dude to keep being a shithead[/quote] [quote]A druggie roommate is an awful idea [/quote] What these guys said. Listen, I have a big heart to help people who are going through...

[quote]”It was just, they hit me, and I was worried it was my collarbone for a second because I couldn't feel it up there around my shoulder and neck, and my arm just went numb. It was just a really bad stinger. And then I got kind of -- I was kind of pissed off because I knew they were over there t...

This African businesswoman explains clearly why it’s the ridiculous bureaucracy and corruption of their governments that primarily causes the African Continent to lag so far behind the rest of the developed world economically. And she also explains how all of our generous Federal and Corporate Aid w...

[quote]Or Thomas from Birmingham, who liked Irish whisky and blonde girls with pretty voices. [/quote] This fellow, as I understand, returned to Birmingham and grew the Peaky Blinders into a formidable crime family. ...

[quote]I should note that the work done is actually good. It's just that what she was charged is way too much for what she got. [/quote] There’s a world of difference between prices for a lousy, untrustworthy contractor and a competent, reliable one. Maybe your mom knows this and didn’t want to w...

Did he give her an estimate before he started the work? Did he do everything stated in the estimate? If so, stop scrutinizing his prices and understand that quality work costs good money. ...

Aranda’s voice sounds “gravelly” like Orgeron’s. Maybe he’s practicing for when he becomes a head coach one day. ...

What the Dems/MSM want is for Christians never to vote. In their eyes, we must wait for Jesus himself to be on the ballot or we can’t vote without endorsing a sinner. Disenfranchising Christians has worked well for them for 6+ decades, why would they stop now?...

Truth be told, I think many of us share his condition these days. :lol: [img]https://ibb.co/j4nVpvd[/img] [link=(https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-diagnosed-with-resting-baffled-face)]BabylonBee Article[/link] ...

[quote]If you have to ask this multiple times, maybe there isn't a problem with everyone else's reading comprehension[/quote] My opening statement: “I’m being hyperbolic here” Do any of you know what this means?...

[quote]In what world do you live in where you think its OK to go up to a woman and slap her butt?[/quote] Please...use your reading skills. Did you actually read my post? ...

[quote]I’m not trying to validate either side. I’m more concerned with the hypocrisy of how things have become between the sexes.[/quote] Did y’all read this part in my initial post? You guys are missing the point. C’mon, use the logical side of your brain instead of immediately running to the e...

[quote]Because you are using the "if she's dressed a certain way, it's okay to slap her ass" argument. [/quote] Did you read my post? Where did I say it was as ok for the dude to slap her ass?...

Then why use the term “rapey”?...

[quote]"she was asking for it" [/quote] FTR I’m not suggesting this reporter was dressed provocatively. She didn’t invite this behavior in any way. ...