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re: Food Poisoning. OT Gimme Some Advice. I'm Dying.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:39 am to Giantkiller
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:39 am to Giantkiller
Sounds like your wife tried to Joffrey you
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:41 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Still offering sage advice. 
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:42 am to Giantkiller
Update. Just heard a coworker has a similar issue. Must be a virus. I'm actually a little relieved because I don't think these things go longer than about a day.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:43 am to Giantkiller
Keep hydrating giantkiller.
You are almost over the tough part.
You are almost over the tough part.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:43 am to Giantkiller
Do not, I repeat do not think it is just a fart.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:45 am to Giantkiller
quote:
misses (no pics)
quote:
I'm Dying
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:49 am to roobedoo
quote:
Do not, I repeat do not think it is just a fart.
In related news, I actually farted in my asleep at around 5am during one of my 45 minute sleep stints, and it blasted watery poop all over the inside of my boxers.
Had to rinse them out and hang them on the tub before changing. The best part was explaining to Miss Giantkiller why there was a soaking wet pair of boxer briefs in there.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:51 am to Giantkiller
Hope you get better soon.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:10 am to Giantkiller
quote:Dude, without pics there's no way to decide who gets dibs after your untimely demise. Once you've passed your own head through your intestinal tract, top down, turning yourself completely inside out, the end will finally be near. Hurry up with the pics it may be quite the drive for the winner to get there!
with the misses (no pics)
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:32 am to Giantkiller
One day I went fishing with my buddy down in Dularge. He woke up that morning sick as a dog, but still wanted to go. That sumbitch was puking over the side of the boat and shitting in a bucket all morning. At one point he hooked into a nice red and was puking over the side of the boat while reeling this bad boy in. I think that's where the term baw came in. We caught our limit. :csb:
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:39 am to Giantkiller
quote:
ust heard a coworker has a similar issue. Must be a virus
food poisoning is a virus baw. Ive had it before and it definitely sounds like you had it here
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:45 am to Lester Earl
quote:Or bacteria like e.coli and salmonella.
food poisoning is a virus baw
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:58 am to Giantkiller
quote:
Go to the After hours care.. now.
Man I hope you feel better.
What did you eat??
Did it taste bad, and you ate it anyway...did it taste a little off?? Did it smell bad or a little off??
The reason I'm asking is thankfully, I have never experienced food poisoning and would like to educate myself about it.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:00 am to Pedro
quote:well, that depends
I'm dead.
well then you don’t have much to worry about now do ya?
Posted on 3/14/19 at 1:39 pm to ReauxlTide222
Well, his other options were/are to either suffer alone, or call 911 and shite in the ambulance.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 1:41 pm to Giantkiller
Its a bug not food poisoning. Whole family had it last week. Sucks, but you'll be fine in 48 hours. Load up on probiotics
Posted on 3/14/19 at 1:44 pm to Giantkiller
Get someone to go to the store for you and get the following.
- Pedialyte
- Yogurt
- Probiotics
All you can do is make sure you don't dehydrate and the yogurt and probiotics will restore all of the good biotics you will lose. It will make you feel a little better and help with recovery.
- Pedialyte
- Yogurt
- Probiotics
All you can do is make sure you don't dehydrate and the yogurt and probiotics will restore all of the good biotics you will lose. It will make you feel a little better and help with recovery.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 1:44 pm to Giantkiller
No advice but I've been there. Had some bad meat at a Cheesecake Factory in Florida on a burger. Worst diarrhea and puking along with stomach cramping ever. There is a shot they can give you to help with the cramping if it's too bad. I had to go to the ER because I thought I was fricking dying.
Posted on 3/14/19 at 1:45 pm to Giantkiller
Eat some haribo gummy bears. You'll feel better in no time
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