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re: Follow up re: my imminent divorce UPDATE PG 20

Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by Northshore Aggie
Mandeville, LA
Member since Sep 2022
4761 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

It’s looking like I have one on the way, yet she still wants out.

that's a rough situation bro. no good advice from me, but you certainly have my empathy. hang in there. lots of good advice on this thread tbh. (also lots of bad advice, but i trust you can tell the genuine responses from the rest)
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27473 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:46 pm to
Yeah... Not his.

Jesus. You frickers need to read between the lines
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83944 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:47 pm to
Are you the one who is getting divorced because you're in denial about your alcoholism or are you the one who is getting divorced because you told on yourself after you cheated on your wife.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112706 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:47 pm to
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Knee deep in puss


Not if he’s fat. OP, post your bmi.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
Member since Aug 2003
22038 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

TexasTiger08
I have had some close friends go through divorce lately...all I can say is get in shape, get active on Facebook and some dating apps (eg, Hinge and Bumble) and start living.

Lean on family and close friends for support. Everything will be ok...
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15572 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

It’s looking like I have one on the way, yet she still wants out.

You need to do a paternity test on that kid when it comes
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13264 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

It’s looking like I have one on the way, yet she still wants out.

Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4061 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:52 pm to
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I have had some close friends go through divorce lately..
In you mid to late 30’s on up it seems like the (divorced couple friends) start dropping like flies.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27473 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Knee deep in puss


quote:

Not if he’s fat.


I can 100% confirm this to not be true. It seems half of the men these days can't even speak to a woman.

Posted by Rendevoustavern
Member since May 2018
1554 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Focus on being the best you. Eat vegetables every day. Use a face moisturizer twice a day. Stretch. Deep breaths. U got this.


quote:

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3349 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:54 pm to
For the love of god, don’t immediately shack up with another chick. 2 of my neighbors back in La (who prob post here) did that, like almost within a week.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16235 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Never thought id see the day
Her love would be as dead
As the cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head


Thanks DAC
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4061 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:56 pm to
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For the love of god, don’t immediately shack up with another chick. 2 of my neighbors back in La (who prob post here) did that, like almost within a week.
we, men, can be some insecure phucks.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83389 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

It’s looking like I have one on the way, yet she still wants out.


Maury Povich that shite
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
5733 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 3:03 pm to
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quote:
quote:

It’s looking like I have one on the way, yet she still wants out.


You need to do a paternity test on that kid when it comes


In this situation I wouldn’t even embrace the possibility of it being mine until proven.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31176 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 3:04 pm to
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It’s looking like I have one on the way, yet she still wants out.


Are you sure you are the father?
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14421 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 3:05 pm to
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If you’re feeling down there’s always beer baw
That's the problem, he has alcohol issues.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105440 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 3:05 pm to
Been here and it is an emotional roller coaster. I had all the same thoughts and it was lonely and kids with her.

All I can offer is no one can take away what your feeling and going through. However, it gets better and there will be a time you are grateful she did this. Being single is so much better.

Just go take care of you and continue doing healthy workout/eating/hobbies/hanging out, etc. Try to limit your alone time, but if you have to be alone, don't just sit in silence and contemplate.

It's been said many of times, but time does in fact heal. Even with kids I rarely even think of her, and really a lot of memories have faded or gone.

Good luck

If you have alcohol issues go fix that and don't get into any other relationships till you have a healthy way of dealing with life stresses.
This post was edited on 8/1/23 at 3:06 pm
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2904 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Go get some strange pussy and forget about her.


quote:

This.


quote:

Barry McCockinner


Yup. Username checks out.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24966 posts
Posted on 8/1/23 at 3:07 pm to
Get healthy. Go to the gym. frick around. Volunteer for some cause that interests you. Learn to play an instrument. frick around. See the world. frick around. Be your own person in this huge arse world, not just someone's husband.

THERE ARE EIGHT BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. I'm sure your ex was alright, but in reality she's one of billions and you two were just one of billions of couples.
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