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Florida Woman, 42, Busted For Skinny-Dipping In Stranger's Pool

Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:47 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:47 am
I wonder how long he waited to call the cops?

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Upon returning home from a doctor’s appointment Monday afternoon, a Florida retiree discovered a naked woman skinny-dipping in his pool, according to cops who arrested the intruder on trespass and resisting charges.
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Kennedy is pictured above lounging in Clark’s pool as cops tried to coax her out of the water. Kennedy eventually exited the pool, but struggled with officers as they sought to handcuff her.
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Kennedy was convicted earlier this year on a felony narcotics possession charge and a misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia count. She was arrested following a traffic stop that yielded morphine pills, marijuana, and crack and meth pipes. Kennedy denied ownership of the pills, claiming they were the property of “a male by the name of Crackhead Chris,” according to a police report.
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Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76323 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:48 am to
no way drugs played any part in her decision.
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:48 am to
…I think I wood
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:49 am to
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I wonder how long he waited to call the cops?




Meh. Probably not long.









Maybe 10-15 mins.
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:49 am to
Meth and 42. He probably took one look and dialed right away.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76323 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:50 am to
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I think I wood


no way she's hittable if a man called cops on a naked woman in his pool.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22347 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:50 am to
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Kennedy denied ownership of the pills, claiming they were the property of “a male by the name of Crackhead Chris,” according to a police report.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76323 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:51 am to
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Crackhead Chris


he posts here
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:51 am to
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no way drugs played any part in her decision.


Especially when she deals with someone named "Crackhead Chris".
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:52 am to
baws within 25 miles were trying to respond to that call.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32888 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:52 am to
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no way she's hittable if a man called cops on a naked woman in his pool.


In my head, the way this played out is that an old man (story calls him a "retiree") sees this, does a quick mental process on whether he's still got that level of crazy in him, decides he doesn't, has no idea when his wife will get home and not believe a word he says, and makes a call out of self preservation.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:52 am to
I wonder if her 28 year old daughter is better looking
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12754 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:57 am to
Need more evidence in order to determine guilt or innocence.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19974 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 10:58 am to
I probably would have just watched her swim naked
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
13092 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:00 am to
This chick is the definition of crazy that you dont put your dick in.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17204 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:01 am to
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no way she's hittable if a man called cops on a naked woman in his pool.


Maybe he’s a fairy?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80916 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:03 am to
Guilty. On all counts.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8353 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:03 am to
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Florida Woman, 42, Busted


Why couldn’t it be “Busty Florida Woman, 42?”
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7853 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:04 am to
Oh hail no. She would have to pay to have my pool cleaned. Pool Board.
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