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re: Florida Woman, 42, Busted For Skinny-Dipping In Stranger's Pool

Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:04 am to
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22476 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:04 am to
quote:

Why couldn’t it be “Busty Florida Woman, 42?”


or maybe “Busty Florida Woman, 42DD?”
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:06 am to
As cool as a find as that would have been at 16 years old I would have to say hell no.

Time to shock the pool!
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:07 am to
IWSCWH
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Why couldn’t it be “Busty Florida Woman, 42?”


I would've preferred that as well
Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
10082 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:15 am to
this definitely belongs on the Pool Board.
I'm on record to confirm I ain't hitting that schit. That freak is a walking cesspool of of syphilis, chlamydia, and gonorrhea ... specially if she parties with Crackhead Chris
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
57989 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:16 am to


She's "BUSTED" all right.
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11941 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:19 am to
Living he meth life
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61024 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Kennedy was convicted earlier this year on a felony narcotics possession charge and a misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia count. She was arrested following a traffic stop that yielded morphine pills, marijuana, and crack and meth pipes.


Her? No way!
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
7795 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:22 am to


6/10
This post was edited on 8/2/21 at 11:23 am
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:24 am to
The plots like this in porn movies don't have characters named "crackhead Chris"
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6582 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:26 am to
If she has an arse like that officer...


Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:28 am to
Crackhead Chris is still at it?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30264 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:35 am to
The old man played this all wrong. At a minimum, he could have got a hummer out of the deal.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8688 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:45 am to
Too be fair, if his pool is chlorinated she'd be fairly clean at that moment, probably as clean as she'd ever be.

I'd probably risk it.
Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
10082 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:49 am to
quote:

At a minimum, he could have got a hummer out of the deal.

Hell no.... this is how that story plays out.
Complete stranger Freak is invited into house by horny grandpa.
Freak texts Crackhead Chris (or friend) to come over, sliding glass door is open.
Freak is satisfying grandpa, and CC enters the house. They tie-up grandpa, steal his cash, jewelry, and valuables while robbing the old man blind.
Lesson Learned - Puzzy is the most powerful thing in the world. It will make you do stupid schit which you regret later.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Too be fair, if his pool is chlorinated she'd be fairly clean at that moment, probably as clean as she'd ever be.


Good point
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21748 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:55 am to
quote:

As cool as a find as that would have been at 16 years old I would have to say hell no.

Time to shock the pool!


After she earns that $$?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74889 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 11:59 am to
quote:

I probably would have just watched her swim naked
And then watched her take a dump somewhere in/around it too…

And then tonight Crackhead Chris and her show up and want to perform unsynchronized swimming moves in it.

Barney and the retiree homeowner were right:

Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
8650 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 12:07 pm to
Odd. I was arrested for something similar as a teenager. It sucks having to go to jail for something you don’t remember doing.
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16584 posts
Posted on 8/2/21 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Crackhead Chris


And MorbidTheClown, work the kid's birthday party circuit together.
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