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Florida Man Shoots Uber Eats Driver In the Buttcheek For Flirting With Girlfriend
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:15 pm
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The driver had delivered food to a woman at the building about an hour earlier and briefly spoken with her. He returned around 3:25 a.m., hoping to see her again and possibly obtain her phone number, but was unsuccessful.
As he headed back to his car, Saruultuya, identified in the report as the woman’s boyfriend, pulled up in a Chevrolet Corvette. In the account reported by Local 10, Saruultuya forced the driver to the ground at gunpoint, struck him with the gun, and shot him.
Saruultuya and the woman left before deputies arrived. Deputies later located and arrested him at his apartment, where they reported finding drugs and more than $11,000 in cash.
https://www.aol.co.uk/articles/florida-man-shoots-uber-eats-113548000.html
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The separate drug case lists trafficking charges involving amphetamines or MDMA, cocaine, and phenethylamine or ecstasy, along with possession-with-intent charges and a charge involving a place used for trafficking.
The drug entries describe approximately 95 grams of cocaine and 98 grams of ketamine, as well as 255 Adderall pills and 134 Xanax pills. An additional entry describes approximately 167 grams of psilocybin mushrooms.
During the court appearance, Saruultuya interjected, “Those are my prescriptions, though.” The judge instructed him not to discuss the facts of the case.
Looks like the shooter is a fashion model in Miami
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:16 pm to Shexter
Not guilty
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:18 pm to Shexter
Literally popped a cap in dat arse.
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:21 pm to Shexter
France is like “Le WTF?”
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Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:25 pm to Shexter
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He returned around 3:25 a.m., hoping to see her again and possibly obtain her phone number, but was unsuccessful.
Shooters shoot, and apparently get shot as well.
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:30 pm to Shexter
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During the court appearance, Saruultuya interjected, “Those are my prescriptions, though.
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trafficking. The drug entries describe approximately 95 grams of cocaine
When did they start writing prescriptions for Coke?
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:33 pm to Shexter
Aggie Board
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:34 pm to Shexter
Legit FAFO.
Dude went old school Soprano's with the pistol whip and shoot in the arse retaliation.
Dude went old school Soprano's with the pistol whip and shoot in the arse retaliation.
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:36 pm to Shexter
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95 grams of cocaine and 98 grams of ketamine, as well as 255 Adderall pills and 134 Xanax pills. An additional entry describes approximately 167 grams of psilocybin mushrooms.
During the court appearance, Saruultuya interjected, “Those are my prescriptions, though.”
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:38 pm to Shexter
You search male fashion models? Gay
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:41 pm to Aguga
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When did they start writing prescriptions for Coke?
True story - funny story, it is legal in the U.S. to prescribe cocaine for a narrow list of procedures, typically dental or sinus applications.
A single company, Stepan Company (NYSE: SCL) of Maryland, is authorized by US FDA to import coca leaves, extract the cocaine and then sell the cocaine and spent leaves. The cocaine is sold to an Irish-American company, Mallinckrodt Pharmaceuticals (NYSE: MNK) which is authorized to distribute cocaine for authorized, prescribed uses in the United States.
The spent coca leaves are sold to the only real customer for such a product - Coca Cola (NSYE: KO). As you might glean from the name, their signature product contains flavoring from coca leaves.
#TheMoreYouKnow
This post was edited on 10/14/26 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:43 pm to Shexter
pics of the gf? she must have been pretty flirtatious with the driver for him to return
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:47 pm to Ace Midnight
I had a friend in residency use medical cocaine once on a patient with a bad nose bleed. They then developed chest pain and had to be admitted 
Never thought I would see a patient admitted for iatrogenic cocaine chest pain.
Never thought I would see a patient admitted for iatrogenic cocaine chest pain.
Posted on 10/14/26 at 12:55 pm to Shexter
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Looks like the shooter is a gay model in Miami
FIFY
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:44 pm to Shexter
Those pics are going to go over very, very well in prison.
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:08 pm to Shexter
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Florida Man Shoots Uber. Eats Driver In the Buttcheek.
Made the title more interesting for ya.
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:25 pm to Topwater Trout
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pics of the gf? she must have been pretty flirtatious with the driver for him to return
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She has triggered past conflicts: This isn't the first incident involving her. In 2022, Saruultuya was the victim of a crime when a man pulled a knife on him at an LA Fitness gym in Kendall, Florida. Miami-Dade investigators confirmed that the 2022 fight also stemmed from an argument regarding Saruultuya’s girlfriend.
Special greetings. Of course he is originally from Darkhan, Mongolia.
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:54 pm to Shexter
Fun with punctuation
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Florida Man Shoots Uber Eats Driver
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Florida Man Shoots Uber, Eats Driver
Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:01 pm to Shexter
Just a little left or right and it wouldn't have left a trace....
My BIL was an Atlanta cop in the 1970s and he got shot in the arse on duty. We used to tease him all the time how they knew he'd been shot since there was only the one hole? We also teased him about HOW he got shot in the arse because he had to be going away from the shooter....and he would say that was absolutely the truth and if he had been just a little quicker that bullet would have never caught up with his arse....
My BIL was an Atlanta cop in the 1970s and he got shot in the arse on duty. We used to tease him all the time how they knew he'd been shot since there was only the one hole? We also teased him about HOW he got shot in the arse because he had to be going away from the shooter....and he would say that was absolutely the truth and if he had been just a little quicker that bullet would have never caught up with his arse....
Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:02 pm to Shexter
I would bet this aint the first time that old boy has popped another mans arse....
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