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re: Florida Man Shoots Uber Eats Driver In the Buttcheek For Flirting With Girlfriend

Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
5280 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:07 pm to
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95 grams of cocaine and 98 grams of ketamine, as well as 255 Adderall pills and 134 Xanax pills. An additional entry describes approximately 167 grams of psilocybin mushrooms.

During the court appearance, Saruultuya interjected, “Those are my prescriptions, though.”


Whos this MFers doctor?
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
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Posted on 10/14/26 at 4:13 pm to
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True story - funny story, it is legal in the U.S. to prescribe cocaine for a narrow list of procedures, typically dental or sinus applications.

A single company, Stepan Company (NYSE: SCL) of Maryland, is authorized by US FDA to import coca leaves, extract the cocaine and then sell the cocaine and spent leaves. The cocaine is sold to an Irish-American company, Mallinckrodt Pharmaceuticals (NYSE: MNK) which is authorized to distribute cocaine for authorized, prescribed uses in the United States.

The spent coca leaves are sold to the only real customer for such a product - Coca Cola (NSYE: KO). As you might glean from the name, their signature product contains flavoring from coca leaves.

#TheMoreYouKnow


Sometime in the early to mid 1990s my Dad was working at a powerhouse in Alabama, pimping for an electrician welder. He somehow had a piece of steel fly up his nose from a grinding disc. He was, apparently, bleeding like a stuck pig. He said his entire shirt and pants were soaked from his nose to his feet and it was POURING out. They called an ambulance and rushed him to a hospital where they staunched the flow of blood and removed the piece of metal.

About the time they were finishing up someone from TVA showed up and asked the medical staff if they had drug tested him. They said no and the TVA rep said they needed to drug test him. The attending doctor told them to go ahead but he was going to certainly test positive for cocaine use because the compound they used to stop the flow of blood was mostly cocaine. They didn't bother to drug test him - may be the only reportable injury case in TVA history since drug testing has been a thing when the injured party was not drug tested.

I kind of always thought he might be stretching the truth about this, he was a fisherman so it would not have been out of character. I googled that shite and it is certainly something that was and still is being used clinically to stop or severley slow down blood flow, particularly in the throat, nose and eyes.
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2659 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 7:32 pm to
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Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81856 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 7:37 pm to
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As he headed back to his car, Saruultuya, identified in the report as the woman’s boyfriend, pulled up in a Chevrolet Corvette
Y'all see!!! BabyTac was correct about Corvettes.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81856 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 7:38 pm to
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Not guilty
This should have actually ended the thread. I refuse to read past it as it will all be downhill.
This post was edited on 10/14/26 at 7:40 pm
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30307 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 7:55 pm to
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severley slow down blood flow, particularly in the throat, nose and eyes.


A buddy had a piece get him in the eye and it buried itself in the lid.

He was smart enough to duct tape his eyelid upward to stop any cornea injury, but the positioning held the eye lid slice open.

They flushed it, then immediately applied cocaine eye drops and possibly some sort of cocaine injection to the eyelid so they could sew it back together.

Best part? Guy was completely straight, wouldn't even touch caffeine, wouldn't eat chocolate. So cocaine remains the only drug he's ever done.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
20018 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:19 pm to
Dude wanted to clap them cheeks and ended up getting his cheeks blasted.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17989 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:36 pm to
This guy probably could have got off completely scot free with a good lawyer, but
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approximately 95 grams of cocaine and 98 grams of ketamine, as well as 255 Adderall pills and 134 Xanax pills. An additional entry describes approximately 167 grams of psilocybin mushrooms.
will probably be his downfall.

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Those are my prescriptions, though
Is his doctor in the cartel or something
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61930 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:48 pm to
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pics of the gf? she must have been pretty flirtatious with the driver for him to return


That or he's a brain dead creeper who might have kinda sorta at least deserved the the pistol whip.
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