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re: Florida man arrested for breaking into Panama City Beach Zoo, fellating two goats

Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:29 pm to
Goat sucker?
Posted by nitwit
Member since Oct 2007
13098 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:30 pm to
I assumed it was Ron Desantis, white boots and all…
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
1082 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:50 pm to
Any additional info on the "regular customer" in room 143 at the Cook's Motel?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75796 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:54 pm to
Would “THIS GUY” (skinny and 5’5”) rather be 10 inches shorter or weigh 100 lbs. more???
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Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75750 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:09 pm to
Did they put him in a bulletproof vest? Were they fearing retribution from the goat's family?
Posted by ManyTiger
Member since Jun 2020
960 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

maybe he just lost a bet


What kind of bet has this as the payout?
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49908 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:16 pm to
I just have to say I am here for the comments as always the OT never disappoints
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20900 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:17 pm to
Gisele and this guy have something in common.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:45 pm to
Luke Perry is alive.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21474 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 6:51 pm to
Just make him part of the exhibit. He's happy, the goats are happy, and ticket sales increase.
Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7760 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:01 pm to
Just think of this dude's thought process. First he had to come up with the idea of such a thing. Thought about it for a while and decided it sounded like a good idea. That he had to come to decision to actually do it. He had to formulate a plan of where to find goats, and when to carry it out without detection. Had to damage a fence to get to them, and then put forth extra effort to catch them. Just think of all the time he wasted thinking about this and then doing it. When it comes to the totem pole of life, this guy is about as low as you can get. You've gotta be damn hard up to resort to blowing goats. Goats aren't exactly the cleanest creatures, either. Dude likely got a mouth full of hay, grass, barn dirt, and dried goat piss.
This post was edited on 7/15/25 at 7:48 pm
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24354 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:11 pm to
2? What the frick
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
6399 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:32 pm to
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Temu Luke Perry

Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41590 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:39 pm to
Chances dude is native born Floridian - less than 20%
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3367 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 7:58 pm to
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Were they fearing retribution from the goat's family?


Highly unlikely since the goats aren't facing legal consequences... They already got off.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
25952 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:00 pm to
Anyone hear from Chicagtor lately?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:03 pm to
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Florida Man


I’d put my money on him being carpet bagging scum from the rust belt who decided to relocate to financially victimize great aunt gertrude after getting out of jail.
This post was edited on 7/15/25 at 8:04 pm
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11344 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:47 pm to
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“The defendant crawls around on his hands and knees attempting to catch goats”


Sounds more like he wanted a goat to catch him.
This post was edited on 7/15/25 at 8:51 pm
Posted by SlayTime
Member since Jan 2025
3738 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 8:51 pm to
Wonder what’s the punishment for last place in his fantasy football league?
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
24952 posts
Posted on 7/16/25 at 8:24 am to
You have a point
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