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re: Florida man arrested for breaking into Panama City Beach Zoo, fellating two goats
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:36 pm to deltadummy
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:36 pm to deltadummy
Sometimes, I think I should just not open a thread and I do it anyway. I’ve never thought about sucking off a goat until today. Thanks ot
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Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:39 pm to OysterPoBoy
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A good lawyer will say if the goats got hard that signals consent.
If he can prove he was kidding, he might bleat the charge.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:40 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Requisite and predictable "Which one of you baws is this?"
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:43 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Spanish word for that is chupacabra
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:44 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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The defendant is captured on fondling the goat's reproductive and eventually performs oral sex on the goat.
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Once finished the defendant departs the property.
That has to be one hell of a walk of shame.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:47 pm to Ingeniero
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Spanish word for that is chupacabra
You found one.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:50 pm to The Mick
queer
[kweer] adjective
1. strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different; singular.
The court has a queer notion of justice.
2. Sometimes Disparaging and Offensive. (of a person) gay or lesbian.
noting or relating to a sexual orientation or gender identity that falls outside the heterosexual mainstream or the gender binary.
[kweer] adjective
1. strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different; singular.
The court has a queer notion of justice.
2. Sometimes Disparaging and Offensive. (of a person) gay or lesbian.
noting or relating to a sexual orientation or gender identity that falls outside the heterosexual mainstream or the gender binary.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:55 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Forevergator is in jail now?
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:58 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
This post was edited on 7/15/25 at 4:58 pm
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:12 pm to epbart
quote:G.O.A.T
If he can prove he was kidding, he might bleat the charge.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:15 pm to F1y0n7h3W4LL
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queer
[kweer] adjective
1. strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different; singular.
The court has a queer notion of justice.
2. Sometimes Disparaging and Offensive. (of a person) gay or lesbian.
noting or relating to a sexual orientation or gender identity that falls outside the heterosexual mainstream or the gender binary.
From reading the arrest report, both definitions definitely apply!
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:17 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Doesn't look like an adherent of the religion of peace...
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:20 pm to The Mick
If you're going to do this why not look for a female goat ? At least you'd get milk.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:25 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Goats were seen later with a pack of Camels
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:25 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
maybe he just lost a bet
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:28 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Goat Whore
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:28 pm to The Mick
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goat's reproductive organ and eventually performs oral sex on the goat. Once finished the defendant departs the property.
The detective is unclear in the report.
Who finished??
I made low grades in English, but that might be a dangling participle.
Posted on 7/15/25 at 5:28 pm to 32footsteps
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A friend of mine was the arresting officer when Mr. Hathaway had sex with a dead deer.
The world is in a death wobble.
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