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Florida man arrested for breaking into Panama City Beach Zoo, fellating two goats

Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:07 pm
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40197 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:07 pm
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45170 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:07 pm to
Noice.....


PS - here's our guy.

This post was edited on 7/15/25 at 4:09 pm
Posted by FreddieMac
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
24950 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:09 pm to
Just when I think Florida man stories are played out, it can not get any worse or more dumb....
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76574 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:10 pm to
Florida Man. The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45377 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:10 pm to
A good lawyer will say if the goats got hard that signals consent. This is a case where video may save this guy.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76574 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

PS - here's our guy


i thought Luke Perry died?
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5721 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

Riseupfromtherubble


Would hate to see your search history.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40197 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:12 pm to
Well I saw the story on the local news. My search history is pretty boring
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
21132 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:13 pm to
*my face after reading the thread title*


Posted by moontigr
Dark Side of the Moon
Member since Nov 2020
7756 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:14 pm to
Temu Luke Perry
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16439 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:14 pm to
My self esteem just got a boost.
Posted by Bamamojo
Member since Sep 2010
817 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31807 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:15 pm to
jeez
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
11321 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:15 pm to
His oral skills are the GOAT
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76574 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

jizz


probably
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20223 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:16 pm to
Just when I think I’m the worst person in the world, someone has to go and prove me wrong.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8372 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:20 pm to
Goats are pretty affordable. Someone tell this dude he can spend a few hundred bucks and suck all the goat peen he wants in the privacy of his own home.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40842 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:20 pm to
Goat dicks? This guy is sucking goat dicks? Get it together, man.

There are men in Florida who will let you suck their human dick, bro. Go to the Keys.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30226 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:30 pm to
Got Laid Don’t Care
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2905 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Just when I think Florida man stories are played out, it can not get any worse or more dumb....


C'mon, man. You know Florida will always provide. Always.

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