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re: Florida couple dumps son along I-75 w two pistols and cash: "Take care of the house"

Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:42 pm to
2,1
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:44 pm to
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10 is wild.


I've been watching a lot of Vikings and Last Kingdom.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 3:58 pm to
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I mean that’s a pretty big detail to leave out. If he’s 12 or something it’s really not that big a deal. If he’s 3 then these people need to be locked up.


Dude I'm based as frick, and even I think this is retarded. There is not a 12 year old in America that I am handing a pistol to and leaving in a high stress emotional state.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 4:01 pm to
Their best and their brightest.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
10018 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 4:01 pm to
People who complain about being a latch key kid have no idea.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20843 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 4:22 pm to
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taking a trip “either to Guam or Idaho

They didn't get far

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Police were able to track the couple’s phones to an address in Wauchula, Florida, where local police found and detained them.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7950 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 4:25 pm to
Americans used to be tough......
How much cash we talking 500 bucks or 200k
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 4:27 pm to
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the couple told him they were taking a trip “either to Guam or Idaho,”

Well okay then, those are certainly choices
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71103 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 4:59 pm to
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North Port, a city 35 miles south of Sarasota Looks like a very nice area



Right down the street from me. North Port is a growing area. Was known as very trashy for a long time but is being developed now.


Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
356 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:14 pm to
She kinda looks like Bunchie's wife from Ray Donovan.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:17 pm to
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Going to pitch this to the wife for our anniversary


Dude, it's a longass drive to Guam. Go to Idaho
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4277 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:19 pm to
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The boy, whose age has not been shared by authorities,


Kid is 16 years old per Daily Mail

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The teenager also explained that his father is very religious and often saddles him with difficult tasks like this to test his 'mental fortitude'.
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 5:26 pm to
The biggest shock is the lack of face tattoos on either parent.

Also, I’m going to bet there is a good bit of meth in their bags.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:38 pm to
ge 21
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Guam, though pretty, can be toured in a day, lot more to do and see in Idahoe


Yeah, but Idaho will not tip over.
Posted by TSS4LSU
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2003
1143 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:41 pm to
What's the problem? Gave him means of protection and.money. I had to protect my house with nothing when I was a kid and parents went out.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:44 pm to
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he couple told him they were taking a trip “either to Guam or Idaho



As in, they said they were going to one or the other or as in the kid misunderstood and they either said Guam or Idaho? If it was one or the other, they better make a quick decision.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5728 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:51 pm to
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If he’s 12 or something it’s really not that big a deal.


This is just a dumb fricking take right here.
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 6:57 pm to
hey baw!
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 8:31 pm to
Not sending their best...
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
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Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:47 pm to
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I had to protect my house with nothing when I was a kid and parents went out.


Me too! And one year at Christmas, my entire family forgot me at home. It wouldn’t have been such a big deal, but two guys broke in and tried to rob the place. I set some pretty sneaky traps and was able to defend the place though. All without a gun. Well I did have a BB gun.
This post was edited on 10/10/25 at 9:49 pm
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