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re: New fan, looking for an MLS team to get behind - Keys Open Doors
I agree with the belief that if you can watch and enjoy any non top 5 European league, you can also enjoy the MLS. I think it depends on where you live, but Atlanta United is as entertaining a team as you’ll find in MLS history. If you’re in Texas, both FC Dallas and the Dynamo are watchable sid...
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re: Are the Aranda apologist going to blame that drive on the offense - Keys Open Doors
There are Aranda apologists????...
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re: Eliud Kipchoge destroys the marathon world record. 2:01:39 - Keys Open Doors
Kipchoge is the greatest marathon runner of all time. I think his overall performance of winning 9 of the 10 major marathons is even more impressive than his world record. He’s like if Sammy Wanjiru lived up to all of his potential. ...
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re: 2019 Quarterback - Keys Open Doors
Why did Gunnell fall so far? His high school numbers are very impressive and he’s playing at a big school in a very competitive state....
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re: Spring Branch ISD (Houston) teacher arrested for inappropriate relationship... - Keys Open Doors
One of the best districts in the city....
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re: The Challenge: Final Reckoning season-long Thread - Keys Open Doors
So apparently a sex tape with John and his ex girlfriend (the Olympic medalist snowboarder) was leaked. I wonder who could have possibly leaked it...a) the Olympic snowboarder with a clean image b) hackers of A-list celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence, Rihanna, and Emma Stone or c) An obscure celeb...
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re: Every state's favorite out of state NFL team - Keys Open Doors
No way Alabama's favorite team is the Rams. It's the Saints and then the Falcons....
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re: Spring Branch ISD (Houston) teacher arrested for inappropriate relationship... - Keys Open Doors
[quote] I'm literally less than a mile from there. It used to be a regular HS then it became a truancy/detention school IIRC. They made it look damn good though with the remodel.[/quote] I'm not sure how it was, but now I believe it is the magnet middle school for gifted kids....
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re: Burke from the Lynchburg College Equestrian team -- OMFG - Keys Open Doors
I don't know if I've ever seen a sorority type with such blatant circus tits. More of an observation than a criticism :lol:...
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re: Indian billionaire hires 12 staff for daughter at UK university - Keys Open Doors
Oh I was just talking to her father last week. We’ve kept in touch ever since I sold him my starter home three years ago. :cheers:...
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re: Falcons/LSU LB Deion Jones Placed on IR - Keys Open Doors
Two guys can come back after Week 8 and if they have missed six weeks (games?, unsure which one), if I understand the rules correctly....
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re: Hurricane Florence - Catastrophic Flooding Potential - Keys Open Doors
I can't remember if it was Isaac, but I remember watching Pat Shingleton's son reporting on a storm on the interstate between BR and NOLA and just getting battered by the winds. ...
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re: Hurricane Florence - Catastrophic Flooding Potential - Keys Open Doors
Unfortunately, the odds decline each time a new model comes up....
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re: Hurricane Florence - Catastrophic Flooding Potential - Keys Open Doors
[quote]What the chances that one of these hurricanes/ potential hurricanes affects the gulf coast?? this one forming the Caribbean spooks me a bit.[/quote] Florence-0. It is going to be a beast but in NC/SC and maybe Virginia. Helene-0. It will be strong for a while but completely out to sea...
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re: Hurricane Florence - Catastrophic Flooding Potential - Keys Open Doors
Yeah in 2012. It hit St. Charles parish but didn’t do enough damage to get the name retired....
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re: Update: MJ Allegedly found w/ Dallas PwC Associate killed by DPD officer - Keys Open Doors
El Gaucho is a troll who writes intentionally over the top statements as a joke. He is just making stuff up. The guy has about 25 social media photos. He is wearing a suit in about 15 of them, playing rugby in 3, and smiling while wearing preppy clothes with family and some random old white man...
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re: Miami has fewer than 10,000 in stands after two Dolphins players kneel - Keys Open Doors
Only a mentally ill person would keep this going for so long. ...
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re: Elon Musk tweeting about taking TSLA private at $420 update: Musk letter to employees - Keys Open Doors
The video from the Rogan show is actually a relief because Elon looks like a total rookie around the joint. Like the freshman in college trying to fit in with the cool stoners. However he has done a ton of alarming things the past few months. Much like with the anti-Trump editorial in the NY Ti...
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re: Retired Don Nelson must be having a good time - Keys Open Doors
He went from looking like a thinner Boris Yeltsin to an older Richard Branson. Not bad, Don. ...
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