Favorite team:Duke 
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Interests:LSU football, Duke basketball, independent films, writing, and clearly staged reality shows on cable
Occupation:Retired Street Entertainer and Animal Trainer
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Registered on:12/29/2008
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re: Where did cigarette cases go? - Keys Open Doors
I think they pretty much ended with the Virginia Slim/Capri generation. I don’t know if I’ve seen someone under the age of 55 with any of the above....
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re: Panthers Owner Jerry Richardson being investigated for "workplace misconduct" - Keys Open Doors
[quote]It's his workplace. He can walk around swinging his dick like a helicopter if he wants to.[/quote] [img]https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/3d/77/673d775458e37da75b7f9808b8e5e350.jpg[/img]...
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re: Player with the best high school film you've ever seen? - Keys Open Doors
For everyone mentioning Sam McGuffie, a few weeks ago I was flipping through the channels at night and on NBC Sports Network they were showing a bobsledding race. McGuffie and his driver won the race, and it looked like it was a pretty serious race with the top teams in the world. So we may be s...
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re: The Challenge: Champs vs Stars - Keys Open Doors
Riff Raff was amazing this episode. Who was eliminated last night? Bill Bradley and the guy who invented Monopoly. :lol:...
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re: Would you rather Joel Embiid or Karl A. Towns? - Keys Open Doors
It's much tougher if you replace Towns with Porzingis. Of the current "unicorn" big men, I would currently go with the following 1) Healthy Embiid (who is not by any means a guarantee) 2) Davis 3) Giannis 4) Porzingis 5) Actual Embiid 6) Towns...
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re: Best fit for LBJ next season? - Keys Open Doors
Lakers are so bad, and I can't imagine LeBron throwing away a couple of years and even then, not having a guaranteed payoff. ...
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re: Several Analysts at NFL Networks Suspended during Sexual Harassment Investigation - Keys Open Doors
And basically every single celebrity who has been accused has written some sort of note along the lines of "I feel sorry that my behavior offended X, I grew up in a different time, I have some different recollections of the exact events, I respect women who have been victims of sexual assault for co...
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re: Several Analysts at NFL Networks Suspended during Sexual Harassment Investigation - Keys Open Doors
Very reliable since the 3 suspensions have already been announced for Evans, Faulk, and Taylor....
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re: Liangelo and Lamelo Ball are likely going to play in Lithuania - Keys Open Doors
The best players would make 500-750K in Lithuania. By the best, I mean the top 3 players on the top 3 teams. The Balls would be lucky to get a contract that pays them a combined 100K for this year, but since they are on a team with money problems, I bet they will get paid almost nothing and will...
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re: Liangelo and Lamelo Ball are likely going to play in Lithuania - Keys Open Doors
I doubt Lonzo would have gotten more than 15-20 million guaranteed in his first shoe deal. There would be a ton of incentives that would boost it to 30 million or more, but even Kyrie Irving didn't hit the incentives in his first contract. Still 15-20 million is much more than Lonzo will be gett...
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re: Liangelo and Lamelo Ball are likely going to play in Lithuania - Keys Open Doors
I fully agree. This is an even worse outcome than I predicted a few weeks ago. I bet they will be onto a new team by February 2018....
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re: Ram vs F150 vs Silverado - Keys Open Doors
What exactly is embarrassing about getting a Tundra?...
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re: LaMelo and LiAngelo are signing with Lonzo's agent, looking to go overseas - Keys Open Doors
LaMelo certainly had a chance. As much as any low 5 Star. These guys are going to get very low six figures combined, if they’re lucky. No one in Spain, Turkey, or Russia will consider them....
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re: LaMelo and LiAngelo are signing with Lonzo's agent, looking to go overseas - Keys Open Doors
He’s fricking awful and always has been. LaMelo’s career has been sabotaged and any chance that he had at becoming a functional NBA player has been greatly diminished by playing on a sub-par AAU team, missing out on his junior year, and going pro at 16 with a huge target on his back. I bet they...
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re: The Challenge: Champs vs Stars - Keys Open Doors
Britni must really have a thing for 35-40 year old divorced guys. She hooked up with Derrick after last season and during the finale party....
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LaMelo and LiAngelo are signing with Lonzo's agent, looking to go overseas - Keys Open Doors
It's on the front page of ESPN. Not much other info, so it's really not worth linking. The LaVar Show continues. He says he wants them on the same team. Maybe they can get a deal to play on the Shanghai Sharks....
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re: Benefits for Signing Early or Waiting? - Keys Open Doors
Lower rated players should absolutely sign early. It guarantees them a spot and a promise that they won't be pushed out. The only guys who should really consider waiting are the truly undecided and the top 100 guys who want to leverage the best short-term position for themselves. I expect 80%...
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re: Warren Moon seems like an...interesting boss - Keys Open Doors
[quote]Which is typically battered-woman syndrome denying it.[/quote] Definitely sounds like a typical case. I looked it up and it seems as if she even said she provoked him. It turns out she was arrested in 2012 for having sex in public on a horse trail with her boyfriend [link=(http://www.h...
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