re: Florida couple dumps son along I-75 w two pistols and cash: "Take care of the house"

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the couple told him they were taking a trip “either to Guam or Idaho,”

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Is his name Jose Dirt?

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This is just sad. Kid doesn't stand a chance with these two as his "parents."

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I doubt they are his parents. They aren’t even married.

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The boy had told authorities the couple was acting erratically. He said Guerrero Santos was religious and called him the “chosen one,” often testing him by giving him difficult tasks, such as throwing him out onto the street.

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That child may have just escaped death. They need to be found before the sibling is sacrificed in either Guam or Idaho.

Mom is 35 kid could be anywhere from 5 to 20

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Oh shite. If my parents gave me a bag of cash and guns at 15 and said have fun, I'd have some fricking fun.

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I’d go straight to a friends house and say, let’s use this gun to turn this cash…into more cash!!??

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but what does this even mean?

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It pretty much means you've got pudding between the ears where the gray matter should be.