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re: Fake trees - who's made the move?

Posted on 11/26/16 at 10:47 am to
Posted by Slim Chance
Member since Oct 2012
1627 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 10:47 am to
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-Extreme fire hazard

You need to stop being lazy and water it.

-Extremely messy from dried needles everywhere

You need to stop being lazy and water it.

-One time use for the same price as an artificial tree

Not unless you're buying some thinned out ghetto black friday tree. You gotta pay big bucks for a decent artificial tree.

-Smells

That's one of the best points for a real tree.

-Having to shop for it every year

You sound like you have lots of fun time with your family walking around the mall! Take those kids outside for some fresh air and sun picking out a tree.

-Having to dispose of it

Sorry you don't live in God's country where you can burn it, which is more family fun, or drop it in a lake for fish structure. Damn city folk.

-Wasting money every year for a tree that only has one good looking side

Do you really put your tree in the middle of the living room or against a wall, or window, like every other family in the USA?
Posted by rgsa
La.
Member since May 2015
2969 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 10:50 am to
Artificial with lights. Tree was up and completed in 20 minutes. I sat in the recliner the whole time and watched Gameday. Kids grown and gone but they have 'real' trees.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10487 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 10:57 am to
We had real ones. Spent good money on a fake 9 footer. I'm happy, the wife is happy, and the kids don't know the difference. Once they decorate it, the excitement is over. Fake for life. I'll Clark Griswald the yard next week.
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 11:12 am to
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We made the move, got a 14' tree 50% off 2 January's ago. We love it


Subtle high ceiling brag
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8088 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 11:17 am to
Driving all over town looking for the right tree, haggling with the Yankees working the tree lot, and having the tree fall off the top of your SUV on the interstate are all part of the Christmas experience.
Posted by SATNIGHTS
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2008
2515 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 11:24 am to
Broke down and bought one after Xmas last year. Retail was like 1k but was on sale for $299 since some bulbs were burned out. It's a beautiful 9' tree but damn those bulbs are kicking my arse this year.
Posted by TigerChief10
Member since Dec 2012
10858 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 11:27 am to
quote:

After shelling out another 200+ last night for a tree I told my wife I think it's time to switch to artificial. She shot that down real quick.

Beta as frick
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
7082 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:00 pm to
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Beta as frick


I will respond with a proper comeback as soon as I finish getting my nails done.
Posted by chris504
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
588 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:13 pm to
I went to artificial. For less than it costs for 2 years of buying real trees, I have a tree that'll last 6-10 years. Pre-lit so don't have to spend time stringing lights on a tree. Don't have to water it and constantly sweep up pine needles off the floor.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60190 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:24 pm to
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Buying a Christmas tree is something we make a big deal out of every year. We go eat out and let the kids go nuts at the tree lot. This year we said screw it and ordered a 7.5' tree off of Amazon. For anyone who's made the move are you glad you did? Am I unamerican for buying a fake tree?


When I was a kid it was a tradition for dad and I to go out in the woods (usually to an area that had been cut about a year or two earlier) and chop a few young pine trees (since fir isn't all that plentiful in Louisiana) for our house and that of other family members.

Since the Mrs and I have no chilluns and I've moved from the wilderness into the city we decided on a 7.5 fake tree a couple of years ago. We paid about $300 for it and it looks damned real and has lights built in. We haven't regretted it for a second.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 1:59 pm to
I love the smell of a mountain spruce.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72429 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:03 pm to
About 90+ percent of the satisfaction of having a tree to me is how it makes your house smell.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71131 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:31 pm to
My family grew up with a fake tree. We only went through 3 fake trees in the 25 years I've been alive, and each of those fakes were used by my brothers after they moved out. It's so much more economical and they don't make a massive mess everywhere.
This post was edited on 11/26/16 at 2:42 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108710 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 2:43 pm to
Been a fake tree guy for 10 years. Real trees are fire hazard.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 4:23 pm to
Pussy
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 4:30 pm to
I go back and forth. Fake Tree, real tree.

The kids prefer real, I prefer fake. Though nothing beats the smell of a real tree.

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61479 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 4:35 pm to
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Fake trees
trashy AF
This post was edited on 11/26/16 at 4:36 pm
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5171 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 4:41 pm to
Did fake trees always as a kid but now like real trees. Plus I live in NC and can drive 30mins to an hour and cut down our own tree at one of the many farms. The wife and I make a day out of it and have an excuse to head to the mountains. We love it.

Had a mouse come home with us last year in the tree and other than the dog going nuts it was cool. Pulled the tree outside and my wife lured the mouse with a slice of cheese and I yanked him out by the tail on the other side.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 6:20 pm to
I've had a fake for about 8 years. It's probably at its last year of life. Worthy investment. It looks nice.
Posted by IStandBytheU
Member since Sep 2016
966 posts
Posted on 11/26/16 at 6:31 pm to
Fake trees are like fake pumpkins. What's the point?
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