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Mountain, easily, especially if it's on some sort of water for fishing. Seems every time my family goes on a beach trip we spend more time in the pool area than on the beach. ...

re: Expired insurance card

Posted by Slim Chance on 4/18/24 at 4:38 am
I got pulled over in my company car for coasting through a stop sign and showed the cop my paper ins card from the fleet company. He called in the plate and said it was coming back with no insurance. I said bruh, it's got a million dollar policy on it. We have over 1,000 cars in the fleet nationwi...
Thinking I can't wait to grow up and get me one of those magic checkbooks I see the grown ups use, so I can get whatever I want and simply write a check. ...
A big problem is weed. Look, I'm not some anti weed fanatic, I'd much rather someone come home from work and smoke a joint and get a good night's sleep than down a bottle of jack and beat the shite outta the wife and kids, but all the weed has made most young people extremely lazy. And with all the...

re: Skeeter SL 210 Reviews?

Posted by Slim Chance on 3/10/24 at 11:06 pm
I have a 2006 SL 190 with a yamaha 150 four stroke that I bought new. My wife and I decided on the fish/ski because our 2 boys were young and we wanted the 4 of us to fit comfortably and safely vs a traditional bass boat. It's better for playing than fishing, I will say, due to the smaller decks a...
Great Value cereal at Walmarks is just as good and unhealthy as Kellogg for half the price. ...
I highly recommend not getting hooked on Adderall, but you do you baw. ...

re: Cortana Mall was the sh**t!

Posted by Slim Chance on 2/24/24 at 9:46 pm
I remember the movie theater that was at bon Marche but not the one at Cortana. I guess mom never took us to that one. When the theater closed, did it get turned into one of the dept stores? I'm just trying to picture where it would've been in cortana....
Clothes is the biggest one. I can't remember the last time I bought clothes, other that socks and underwear, that weren't either on clearance or on a really good sale. ...
[quote]What about Ralph the Baker?[/quote] His wife is smokin hot. ...
How old is she? Might just need some harmony pellets and 90mg's of instant release adderal per day. Seems to be the go to cocktail these days as women age. ...
I've been using this one for a couple months. It works great. [link=(https://a.co/d/4d1HLvI)]Amazon Link[/link]...
I never understood the tip being a percentage of your bill. If I order a steak, or if I order chicken that's half the price, they both require the same amount of steps to my table. Why should I have to pay more in tip?...
I'll go to Cavenders and pick up a nice new baw fit to represent the OT in style if you pick me for 1 of these grand events. I'll even post pics of the wife, per the rules. Thanks!...

re: auto insurance increase

Posted by Slim Chance on 12/13/23 at 7:40 am
$35, sheeeet, I wish. Now do homeowners insurance. Mine only went up $1200 this year with zero claims in the past 10 years. At least we have great schools and roads with all the O&G and gambling revenue. 3 more years and my youngest will be out of school and I'm out of this shite hole state. ...
Because it's hard to collect taxes on a mushroom growing out of a random cow patty, that's why. ...
I peel the stickers off all my expensive produce and ring it all up using the search option. Everything red is a Roma tomato. Everything else is a yellow onion. frick em. ...
When haircuts became $30 I said screw it and just go over my entire head with a short guard clipper and let my wife clean the ears and neck line. I wear a hat everyday so it looks the same as before anyway. I also wear the same shirts I see in pictures of me from 10 years ago, so apparently I ran o...

re: OF account holders

Posted by Slim Chance on 11/25/23 at 8:44 am
Being a Gen X'er, I find OF very interesting. I'm a cheapskate so I could never bring myself to pay for any porn of any type because it's free all over. I take that back. I have paid for porn, VHS tapes and DVD's from places like Adam and Eve when I was younger and the internet was just taking off...

re: Do kids still ride go karts?

Posted by Slim Chance on 11/9/23 at 5:32 am
I bought my son a fancy go kart when he was young, he's 20 now. Full suspension, electric start, nothing like my thunderkart I had as a kid. The worst thing I remember as a kid was when I'd hit a tall red ant mound on that low, flat thunderkart. Next thing you knew you were covered in ants. It wou...