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F the IRS. Just F them to hell.

Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7833 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:51 pm
Wrote 4 checks today totaling more than I care to think about. They were all hot checks. Being "self employed" means I pay the government my estimated taxes 4 times a year, and in April that means I get double teamed. Airtight. Double penetration. Gang bang. Gonzo choke frick while a gay guy takes a piss on my face.

frick the United States Government.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80823 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:52 pm to
Why don't you want to pay your taxes?
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42600 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:52 pm to
white privilege is expensive
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106059 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:53 pm to
Rite of passage: my tax ball was more than my father's this year
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:53 pm to
Posted by CrimeStoppers
Member since Apr 2017
62 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:53 pm to
You could always petition to revoke your citizenship. That way, you won't be subject to the IRS, or America for that matter.

You could take your money and go.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7442 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:54 pm to
I went from being self employed my entire adult life to having a company job last year. It is a completely different mindset. If all of the US got 1099'd, the view on taxes would not be the same.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:54 pm to
Will the amount you do not care to think about buy you a ticket to another country, you can choose?

On the clock Slip. Still on the clock without a down vote in the quiver.
This post was edited on 4/18/17 at 8:05 pm
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:55 pm to
Put that dam check in the mail yesterday just so they can buy a few $500 hammers and a few bombs.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:55 pm to
me a river.

merica
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179901 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:56 pm to
Yep. And then private tuition is due now too!!!
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:56 pm to
SE Tax sucks big fat purple hippopotamus dicks.


Every progressive on this board can go frick themselves with a cactus.


Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138845 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:57 pm to
Writing hot tax checks

You sounds good at business
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:57 pm to
LINKFairTax
This post was edited on 4/18/17 at 8:00 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18399 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:58 pm to
This is a melt that I approve of
Posted by OceanTiger
Checking out Paradise
Member since Mar 2017
314 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:58 pm to
If you decide to become a bum that lives on the street to avoid paying taxes...i'll take your boat if you have one. And the wife
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151554 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

They were all hot checks


quote:

Being "self employed"
maybe self employment wasn't really for you bro, cross your mind at all?
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 7:59 pm to
You wrote hot checks to the Feds?

Lulz
Posted by CrimeStoppers
Member since Apr 2017
62 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:00 pm to
If you're writing hot checks for taxes, that means that your self-employment isn't going as good as you're trying to make folks think that it's going.

Either that, or you're a pretty shitty businessman (assuming you have your own business).
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:01 pm to
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