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re: F the IRS. Just F them to hell.

Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:01 pm to
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Wrote 4 checks today totaling more than I care to think about. They were all hot checks. Being "self employed" means I pay the government my estimated taxes 4 times a year, and in April that means I get double teamed. Airtight. Double penetration. Gang bang. Gonzo choke frick while a gay guy takes a piss on my face. frick the United States Government.


Have you ever written a six figure check to the IRS?

I'll console you then.

Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:02 pm to
amen brother
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38229 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:02 pm to
As someone who pays quarterly taxes, I think if everyone paid qtrly taxes there'd be the biggest tax revolt in the world here. frick the IRS, frick the state of La, and double frick JBE.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86489 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:03 pm to
Don't worry, they are professionals . They will use it very efficiently and in the public good, in ways that you can not even comprehend. And besides, in your hands money is the root of all evil, but once it has been passed to The State it achieves an almost magical quality to change the world for the better.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52792 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:03 pm to
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frick the United States Government. 
get the frick out then pussy
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:03 pm to
We've been getting reamed for several years but this year it really got bad. Last years bump up the ole proverbial corporate ladder put us in a higher bracket. I would almost rather be where I was than shell out this much money. It's sickening.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:03 pm to
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Have you ever written a six figure check to the IRS?


six figures is for pheasants


Posted by CommoDawg
Member since Jun 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:04 pm to
Maybe you should find a real job?
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:04 pm to
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Have you ever written a six figure check to the IRS?

I'll console you then.


I don't know why people get caught up in the amount of the check. I'm much more concerned with the percentages. If you paid $100k in taxes on $1MM income, I don't really have much sympathy for you either.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:07 pm to
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I pay the government my estimated taxes 4 times a year, and in April that means I get double teamed



If you would pay enough estimated then you shouldn't owe any federal. Manage your money better.
Posted by LeClerc
USVI
Member since Oct 2012
2841 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:07 pm to
Get over yourself you crybaby. It's the price we pay to live in a civilized society.
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:07 pm to
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rather be where I was than shell out this much money.


Posted by Alleman
St. George
Member since Apr 2013
741 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:10 pm to
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pheasants
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:10 pm to
I really want to knock all those gold teef out that bitches face with a hammer.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:11 pm to
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If all of the US got 1099'd, the view on taxes would not be the same.


bullshite. I worked for the man all my life and yes, I'm retired and yes I get a few 1099's that eat my lunch every year. It's the price one pays owning and had worked for a living.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:11 pm to
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It's the price we pay to live in a civilized society.





Not everybody pays and you fricking know it.
Posted by StTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
3216 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:12 pm to
Has anyone told him that knowingly writing "hot checks" or NSF checks is check fraud?
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

six figures is for pheasants


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:14 pm to
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quote: It's the price we pay to live in a civilized society.

Not everybody pays and you fricking know it.


Yeah, and the ones that don't pay are usually the ones that make it less civilized too.

Double whammy.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40383 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 8:14 pm to
I don't know wtf you're rolling your eyes at. Or care. Feel free to be happy shelling out huge chunks of your income. I'm not.
This post was edited on 4/18/17 at 8:20 pm
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