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Every ancestor before you had to survive wars, famine, accidents, diseases, plagues, etc.

Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:10 pm
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9213 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:10 pm
For you to be here. Mind-bending thought.



This image represents just 10 generations back. You are the one semi-circle hanging off the bottom, and the two spaces above you are your parents. And then their parents, and so on and so on. Yes I've been drinking after LSU somehow beat Central Connecticut today. But think about all of those people who survived so you could sit here and play on your phone.
This post was edited on 6/5/21 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3258 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:11 pm to
Yeah well I had to stay home and stay safe.
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78622 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:12 pm to
I wouldn’t call watching 14 straight hours of Japanese midget porn “ playing “.
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
2878 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Every ancestor before you had to survive wars, famine, accidents, diseases, plagues, etc

Not necessarily, they could still pass on their genes then die of any of those reasons
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7239 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:14 pm to
At the start of Hardcore History podcast, there is a quote to the effect of “if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men”
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9213 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Not necessarily, they could still pass on their genes then die of any of those reasons


Okay, they survived long enough into their life to frick first.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

I wouldn’t call watching 14 straight hours of Japanese midget porn “ playing “.



But you would agree its exciting right?
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3259 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:17 pm to
It’s amazing that white generational wealth could manage to survive all them people
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31900 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:18 pm to
shite. Just detail 2 generations!
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16047 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Every ancestor before you had to survive wars, famine, accidents, diseases, plagues, etc.
and it’s almost guaranteed at least one of them is the result of rape.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:22 pm to
Normal Human
quote:


Arkansas

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:23 pm to
I wonder if they floated around a bunch of conspiracy theories back in the day?

Like during the revolutionary war, people in England thought that the only reason people here was trying to start their own country is because they wanted to establish a country where people could do things that were done in a molly house in public and it would be acceptable. And it would become fashionable for men not to wear wigs or some shite like that..
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35122 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:27 pm to
They had to talk a lady into letting them splooge up in her.
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
19599 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:28 pm to
And most if not all were either slaves or owned slaves. Starting 4 gens or so back.
This post was edited on 6/5/21 at 9:29 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124221 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:52 pm to
If only one of your ancestors had taken it in the pooper, we’d be spared you.


Makes you think
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42567 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 9:55 pm to
Assuming each parent had an average age of 25 when giving birth, that is about 250 years ago

ETA

That was a ton of people in yourine around the time our country was created. Think of the exact sequences that had to happen for you to be alive
This post was edited on 6/5/21 at 9:58 pm
Posted by VOLhalla
Knoxville
Member since Feb 2011
4420 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:04 pm to
quote:


At the start of Hardcore History podcast, there is a quote to the effect of “if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine, and remember that we are not descended from fearful men”


That’s an Edward R. Murrow quote

LINK

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:07 pm to
In 9 of those 10 generations, OweO would have been culled at birth
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54078 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:07 pm to
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Yeah well I had to stay home and stay safe so frick off.

Yeah, but we were apart......together.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12500 posts
Posted on 6/5/21 at 10:13 pm to
Don’t threaten my safe space! This needs a trigger warning dickhead.
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