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re: Don't Mess Around And Use Your Phone At The Masters

Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:10 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92130 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:10 am to
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I mean what happens if your father has a heart attack and someone wants to let you know but you are at the Masters? What an absolutely pretentious club of douchbags.



private club isn't it? their rules, abide by them or don't go, seems easy
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20124 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:31 am to
TIL the OT hates golf and the Masters.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8618 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:39 am to
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I mean what happens if your father has a heart attack and someone wants to let you know but you are at the Masters?
it'll have to wait. It's not like you could do anything about it. You're not a cardiologist...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92130 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:40 am to
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it'll have to wait. It's not like you could do anything about it. You're not a cardiologist...


this
Posted by FliesByNight
Member since Apr 2026
61 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:43 am to
No phones, but don't mind all the cameras and equipment from the media.
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
5439 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:46 am to
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always thought golf was pretty gay bc of the gay little rules and gay clothes and gay country clubs and gay douche bags who think all of that is cool



See this used to be the beauty of this sport.

You clearly don't like it, and so you don't go golfing nor hang out at places like that. You made a value decision about your time and money that its better spent elsewhere.

There is group that made a value decision that they want the rules, clothes, country clubs, and they spend their time and money there. They don't bother you, and you don't bother them on a saturday. Y'all are in your own way. It's a free country.

Until we decided golf is the next "bro out sport". Nike, Under Armor, Jaxon Kelcey, 24/7 tv talk sports coverage, Pat Mac Affee, the bald guy from ESPN, etc...

This is a bad move. The worlds don't need to collide. Let them be happy by themselves.
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2326 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:47 am to
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it'll have to wait. It's not like you could do anything about it.


Snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there in four...five hours.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92130 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:48 am to
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"bro out sport"


perfect description golf isn't really a "baw" type outing, or it shouldn't be
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2283 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 10:53 am to
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always thought golf was pretty gay bc of the gay little rules and gay clothes and gay country clubs and gay douche bags who think all of that is cool


sucks to be poor. You should work on that.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70011 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 11:02 am to
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but don't mind all the cameras and equipment from the media.


this isn't the gotcha you think it is...they have absolute control over everything. A few years back(prob 10-15 now lol) they wouldn't even allow commercials bc women were protesting not being able to be members so they simply told advertisers no commercials. They also used to limit the coverage of the tournament big time
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
3664 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 11:05 am to
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Jason Kelce on the property for ESPN


I used to think he was funny before he was shoved down our throats weekly.

And why did the masters allow that comedian Bert to be featured. I’ve never found him funny.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4548 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 11:08 am to
AT&T Phone Banks: Located on the course, these black landline phones allow free, worldwide calling.

Locations: Multiple phone bank stations with over 100 total phones are conveniently stationed throughout the grounds, typically near restroom facilities or designated ar
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29860 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 11:12 am to
IDGAF about golf, but I've always admired The Masters for doing their own thing their own way.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27777 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 11:33 am to
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get in the hole!” so he can post for his bros on social media.


I think an Open Champion yells something better like “MASHED POTATOES!” or my fave “GIVE ME BACK MY SON!”
Posted by 21savage
LP
Member since Apr 2018
446 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 11:40 am to
If i cant snapchat then i ainttt going

Boring old man sport

hitting a little white ball around a fresh cut field

golf guys have no skills or muslces and could all get beat up tbh
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6995 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 11:51 am to
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I mean what happens if your father has a heart attack and someone wants to let you know but you are at the Masters? What an absolutely pretentious club of douchbags.



Well, if you're a memebr or playing with a member, that call would go to the club house and then they would come and find you on the course.

As a Patron visiting for the tournament, you would just have to find out when you elave the course.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
10104 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 11:57 am to
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If i cant snapchat then i ainttt going


Congrats on all the gay butt sex.
Posted by brightsideman
Member since Oct 2017
48 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 12:01 pm to
“Patrons.”

??
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30200 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 12:02 pm to
Those are the rules, if you don't want to follow them, then don't go to The Masters. Seems pretty simple, but entitlement is a bitch.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37037 posts
Posted on 4/9/26 at 12:18 pm to
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mean what happens if your father has a heart attack and someone wants to let you know but you are at the Masters? What an absolutely pretentious club of douchbags.

People are too dependent on their phones.
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