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re: Diddy's lawyer has a simple explanation for the huge amount of baby oil in Diddy's house

Posted on 9/25/24 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 9:23 pm to
All I can think about is how much better my life would be if I needed that much baby oil.

#lifestylesboard
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15592 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 10:21 pm to
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37117 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 10:29 pm to
How many lifetimes of baby oil is that for a random person?
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
8195 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

I can't disagree. But she does make some good points. She says gangster rap was promoted by the CIA and that some of the bigger names were actors.. Some of them gay. Then there was this video of 2PAC from HS.


America wanted nothing to do with rap when it showed up. See NWA response, then later politicians like Dole and Quayle. Rap only survived cause eventually white people were buying it. That’s your truth.

Tupac’s mom was a Black Panther - I’m sure his family was already being watched.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
7032 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 11:26 pm to
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lifetimes of baby oil

You'd only buy that much if you intended to use it. It does go rancid after awhile; I found some from when my son was a baby (lost in the time portal under one of the bathroom sinks) and i opened it up about 5 years past it's prime. Holy shite it stunk.
Posted by ronniep1
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
643 posts
Posted on 9/25/24 at 11:54 pm to
“Buying in bulk” from Costco would mean Diddy bought a case of 12, or maybe 24, bottles. Okay, maybe 2 cases . . .

Even if all these sex parties were “above board” (everyone over 18, all consensual, no abuse, no drugs, etc), 1,000 bottles is F’n retarded.

And the attorney matches Diddy’s lack of intelligence and/or mental defect for floating such a dumb arse theory.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Diddy's lawyer has a simple explanation for the huge amount of baby oil in Diddy's house


quote:

Costco


Just not small problem with that explanation:

LINK

quote:

Diddy's lawyer offered a potential "explanation" for why the feds found a large stock of baby oil at the rapper's homes -- namely, buying in bulk at Costco, but the folks at Costco beg to differ.

A spokesperson for Costco tells TMZ ... none of the company's U.S. locations carry baby oil, even though Diddy's attorney Marc Agnifilo told us the rap mogul might have bought the item in bulk at the members-only warehouse retailer.



quote:

The proof is in the pudding, so to speak ... as a quick search of the store's site shows there's nothing akin to baby oil offered at Costco. There is, however, hair and cleansing gel sold for babies, but it'd be a stretch to confuse that with baby oil.

Oh, and nothing pops up when you look for "body oil," either ... which could be mistaken for baby oil.


quote:

For good measure, we also took a peek at the Sam's Club website ... because it's entirely possible someone mixed up the 2 retailers. Yet, like Costco, there's no baby oil for sale there either.

Although, there is a Johnson's Moisturizing Pink Baby Lotion with Coconut Oil available for purchase ... though, this product is not mentioned in the federal indictment.


Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
10236 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:08 pm to
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Candace Owens has gone full-on loon since she left Daily Wire and has no one to check her craziness.


Tell me about it. She even converted to Catholicism.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15658 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:15 pm to
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I mean Costco is just economically smart

And most of us don’t have the struggle of dealing with ashy elbows.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216133 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:17 pm to
Describe bulk!!!!
Posted by PistolPete45
Mandeville, LA
Member since Apr 2012
627 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:17 pm to
Costco says we don't sell baby oil at any of our locations

quote:

But Costco, a member's only retailer, has now told TMZ on Thursday that they don't sell baby oil in any of their locations across the country.



Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
4884 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:17 pm to
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And most of us don’t have the struggle of dealing with ashy elbows.


Try doing yoga daily.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103122 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:18 pm to
“Did I say Costco? I meant Amazon Prime. They have it in 55gal drums.”
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8456 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:23 pm to
I assume someone has opened the bottles, emptied the contents and then looked into the empty bottle? Considering that all baby bottles are not clear.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
29749 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:24 pm to
Besides the fact that the dumbass is lying about the baby oil maybe coming from the Costco down the street, as if Diddy has ever stepped foot in a Costco in his life. That dude hasn't personally bought a household item in the last 30 years. As if anyone believes someone that rich and famous goes shopping like a normal perosn at Costco.
Yeah I can totally see Diddy pushing a cart out of Costco filled to the brim with baby oil.
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
21615 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:26 pm to
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Yeah I can totally see Diddy pushing a cart out of Costco filled to the brim with baby oil.


Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103122 posts
Posted on 9/26/24 at 3:29 pm to
Would have looked like Chappelle’s R Kelly mock video where he had the drums full of shite to pour on the girls.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
28997 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 8:47 am to
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3671 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 9:27 am to
I'm curious if they were still in boxes or if there were just 1000 baby oil bottles scattered around throughout the property.
Posted by sneakytiger
Member since Oct 2007
2497 posts
Posted on 9/28/24 at 9:43 am to
This shite warrants its own thread. My mind is blown watching that video. 2pac and the west vs east cost thing was as real as a WWE match.
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