ronniep1

Slender waists, AND small, proportional, shapely asses.

F dat Kim Kardashian bull chit.

If I do make it to 300, I will be a few weeks shy of turning 116, so I think it is a safe to say, "No; I won't be there."

My grandsons, though, should be 62, 60, and 58 ( with 59 being a few months away), so for them, assuming we still have a recognizable country, I hope they get to share the day with their grandkids.

I was 16 in '76, so I remember it well. Yes, we were more united as a country, but companies and businesses over-hyped the shite out of it, too. Ads for tires, TV's, cars, and damn near everything had the word "Bicentennial" attached to it. About the only product I didn't see was Bicentennial toilet paper.

I love this country, but honestly, I was happy when the calendar turned to July 5th, as I had a bad case of Bicentennial fatigue.

And I bitch about my $90 water, sewer, garbage bill. Water averages $18 - $19, and the rest is sewer & garbage.

This may be a technicality, but since Tony is paid by his congregation/parishoners, but isn't it all "church money?"

Charo resembles a ventriloquist's doll.

She used to be a very attractive woman. Now, though, she looks totally fake and plastic.

Though there will never be another Paul McCartney, IMO, it's time for him to retire. Two or so weeks ago, he was the musical guest on the season finale of Saturday Night Live, and one of his backup singers helped on the high notes, masking Paul's inability to still hit those notes.

18 months ago, I think, McCartney was the musical guest SNL's Christmas show. For that performance, he did all the singing alone, and badly missed the higher notes.

Paul will forever be rock/pop royalty, he was a member of a genre changing band in The Beatles, and with John Lennon, he was arguably one the best ever writers/composers.

But with all those accolades and honors, there's something to be said for knowing when to call it quits. IMO, when it comes to Mr McCartney, he is long past his "best if used by" date.

Those sum-bitches are building subdivisions in my yard, with a small mound only a few inches away from a larger mound.

Is all the rain in the B.R. area affecting how fast they are spreading?

I keep spreading ant poison, but all it seems to do is to drive them a few inches away where they start over with a new mound.

Apparently greed makes people stupid, as this is not the first story I've read in which people, going for "minimal" amounts of money get exposed, or found out, for much larger sums.

While $77,000 is a quite the payday for most of us, it represents only 2 tenths of 1% if you're already sitting on $40,000,000.

I'm not endorsing the man's theft, but I am shaking my head at his inability to "know when to say when."

It's possible I've posted this already, but I'm gonna need a Pronunciation guide for all the names we've signed for this year's team!

My wife is a (sarcastically) recycling Nazi, so we'll keep various things (batteries, compact fluorescent lights, etc) for months in an attempt to find a CONVENIENT way or place to turn them in.

Recently, though, between scheduling collection days maybe once or twice a year, long and slow lines at LSU, and several stores not accepting, say, old medicines, batteries, and CFL's even though web sites say "bring it here" we've taken a different approach.

Simply put, it all goes into the garbage can now. I'm more than willing to do reasonable things to recycle, but when it becomes unreasonable, and inconvenient, I'm not going out of my way, and wasting hours, to comply with a pain-in-the-arse procedure.