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Why would Brian Kelly ever coach again?

Posted by ronniep1 on 12/11/25 at 10:09 am
Unless Brian Kelly feels personally driven or motivated to show that his performance, or lack thereof, at LSU was a fluke, WHY would he ever coach again?

He's 64 years old, and with LSU capitulating on his buyout, he will collect $54 million over the next 6 years to wake up when he chooses, stay up late if he wants to, improve his golf game, indulge other hobbies, help his kids start and become established in their careers, be a good grandfather when that time comes, etc.

Based on Kelly's sideline demeanor, lack of involvement in game planning, statements made to the press both before and after games, and other indicators, there is nothing in his body language or public statements that says he wants to coach again.

Of course mine is only one opinion, but to me, floating Kelly's name as a possible replacement for this or that coach is nothing more than writers attempting to publish "X" number of words per day or week.
Good singer, very attractive, amazingly fit and toned for her age, and perhaps most surprising, NO tattoos!

Spoken from the opinion and perspective of a 65 year old geezer . . .

re: Best Appliances

Posted by ronniep1 on 12/7/25 at 11:07 pm to
Speed Queen for the washer and dryer.

Avoid Samsung and LG refrigerators and dishwashers at all costs!

re: LSU Bowl game predictions

Posted by ronniep1 on 12/6/25 at 8:58 pm to
Given that the Mayo Bowl winning coach gets several gallons of mayo dumped on his head, I think I'd choose just about any other game.

Just my preference if I were a coach . . .
When my daughters were teens, 20 or years ago, we were watching one night, and my wife and I began pointing out how politically incorrect and outside of societal norms Rudolph had become.

For example, when Santa first met Rudolph, he was thought to be handicapped, and Donner was ashamed of him.

When Rudolph went out to play reindeer games, he was bullied and shamed by the other young bucks.

Hermie the elf was probably gay, and his boss did not embrace Hermie's diversity and desire for change by giving the dolls teeth.

When Rudolph left Christmas Town, the female deer were told that looking for a missing buck was "man's work."

Yukon Cornelius was guilty of animal cruelty by using a whip on his sled dogs, and by pulling the Bumble's teeth without any anesthesia.

In addition, Yukon failed to file an environmental impact statement on what his gold mining would do the area's precious ecological system.

There's lots more, but this is more than enough to get you started if you'd like to make your own list.

Rudolph, in this depiction, would NEVER be aired if it were a new show trying to debut in 2025.
This crap, as you say, didn't start with Central, but with the Louisiana Legislature. 20-ish years ago, Central tried to form its own school system to escape the terrible EBR school system. When Central's proposal came to the legislature, lawmakers used the argument "they're not even a city" to deny the request, even though incorporation is not a constitutional requirement. Upon receiving this response, Central said, "Hold my beer, we'll be back shortly." So a new city, and eventually, a new school system were formed.

St George, to their credit, skipped the delay, and argument, of "they're not even a city," and went straight to incorporation. Now when St George proposes its own school system, the legislature will have no reason to say "no."

I don't blame parents, whether in Central or St George, for wanting the best for their children's education, and taking steps to make it happen.

We'll never know what may have been, but if the legislature had not taken the chicken $hit approach in refusing Central's school system, choosing instead to protect EBR's sacred, sacrosanct, and failing system, this entire budget fiasco might have been avoided.

Please direct your anger or dissatisfaction in the right direction . . .
Removing the catheter wasn't pleasant, but neither was it painful. Only slightly uncomfortable. A nurse did it, and took only a minute or two.
In April or early May, I had a surgery known as TURP (Transurethral Resection of the Prostate). As I understood the procedure, excess tissue had grown into the channel or area in which urine passes, thus hindering my ability to pee. It sometimes took 3 - 5 minutes, and even then, my bladder did not feel completely empty.

My surgeon went in with a laser and zapped that excess tissue, and life's been good since then. The only real inconvenience was leaving the surgery center with a catheter, and having to use it for 3 or so days afterward.

Thank goodness for modern medicine, as something as routine and normal as trying to pee had become a miserable and frustrating experience.

re: Week 1 2026 vs Clemson

Posted by ronniep1 on 12/1/25 at 5:13 pm to
At some point that day, make your obligatory phone call, deliver a few fake coughs; throw in a few retching/gagging sounds, and maybe pour a can of vegetables into the toilet for realistic sound effects.

Then as soon as the call ends, carry your arse directly to Tiger Stadium!

re: Fox 4 DFW newest anchor

Posted by ronniep1 on 12/1/25 at 11:08 am to
Husband's name is Xavier Walton. Or to his friends, Big Gay Xavier (obvious South Park reference). No matter how many children he fathers, mountains he climbs, lions he tames, etc, I think people will always question his sexuality. At a minimum, he's the bitch in that relationship.

re: Embracing the villain role

Posted by ronniep1 on 11/30/25 at 12:56 pm to
LSU first gauged Kiffin's interrst in coming to Baton Rouge. Based on receiving a positive response, we made a competitive and viable offer. Because of our desire or intent to hire Kiffin, we've been, I think, very agreeable in accepting his terms.

Oversimplified, I know, but this is the gist of what LSU has done to this point.

All the rest, it seems, is largely beyond the control of LSU's athletics department.

If that makes LSU a villain, or THE villain, I can live with that.
While I'm not complaining, too many of these women are sporting bolt-ons. They are not factory originals.
Back Off ! I saw her first; she's MINE!!! Go away, you troll.

LOL

re: Blake Baker Haters, Turn Away Now

Posted by ronniep1 on 11/24/25 at 5:53 pm to
I don't hate Baker, but I do think it is fair to say that he has a glaring deficiency in slowing down and containing mobile quarterbacks. As mobile QB's are increasing in number, Baker should spend the summer shadowing a DC who can slow/contain a mobile QB, and to the extent this is allowed or possible, copy the plays that man uses against the Diego Pava's of the world.
Then there's a second woman I know who chose "Glammy" as the name she chose for her grandkids to call her.

Glammy, as I can only assume, is a take on "Glamorous."

Arrogance and pretentiousness, anyone?
I know someone whose first grandchild will be born any day now. He's going to be "Pop," and she's going to be "Lolly."

Together, they will be Lolly-Pop.

Gag me . . . .

re: Pet Cremation

Posted by ronniep1 on 11/22/25 at 10:50 pm to
Wife and I have had several pets cremated. Though we loved them all, my favorite was my first lab, a chocolate named Bubba Ray.

My daughters have been instructed that I'm to be cremated when I die, and they're to take me and Bubba Ray's ashes to Colorado and spread them somewhere in The Rockies.

Me, my wife, and youngest daughter had one of our best vacations ever in Colorado. My hope is that my girls and their families will return and have a similar great trip, outside of stopping briefly to spread the ashes. Even then, I hope the family will have and share some nice memories about Dad / Paw-Paw. (Oldest daughter was married, working, with she and her husband not being able to get off work for the trip.)
Ah, the good old days, when kids could accompany their parents into bars, and so long as the kids themselves weren't trying to drink, no one said anything about it!
Back then, bowl representatives went into a team's locker room to issue invitations to participate in a game. At this game's conclusion, no one left until the stadium announcer (Sid Crocker?) said that the Orange Bowl had extended, and LSU had accepted, an invitation to play in the game.

Also, back then, cheap stadium seats could be rented for $1 each. They were flimsy things, with cushions and back supports that just slid over the frame of each chair. When it stopped raining oranges, because everyone was out, cushions and seat backs were separated from their frames, and they were tossed like frisbees onto the field.

And finally, when the fog rolled in, I recall having a difficult time seeing some parts of the field from my low spot in the student section. So if I had trouble, there's little chance those in the upper bowl, and West Upper Deck, could see ANYTHING. Yet in spite of this, no one left early. People stayed until the Orange Bowl announcement was made.

I graduated less than 4 weeks after that fantastic night. Thanks for stirring those memories!
Christmas Wish Book arrival day was almost a holiday unto itself. My two brothers and I would pore over nearly every toy and sporting goods page, and we'd each make a list for our mom & dad. We'd give them detailed descriptions such as "page 375, item C: Mattel Hot Wheels, Mongoose & Snake race set."

For any fellow older geezers who might remember, Don "The Snake" Prudhomme and Tom "The Mongoose" McEwen were fierce funny car drag race competitors in the mid-60's through early 70's. Me and my middle brother spent HOURS racing each other with those cars and tracks.
I was at that game. It was Curley Hallman's last home game as LSU's coach. Tiger Stadium had a capacity of roughly 90,000 then, and saying that 45,000 people were in the stands is probably being generous.

I don't know if there's ever been less energy or enthusiasm than I witnessed that night.

While this year has had more than its share of disappointment, I hope we as a fan base never again reach that level of apathy and complete disgust/unhappiness.

For those who complain about pre and post game traffic, there was absolutely NO problem either reaching, or leaving, the stadium that sad and pitiful night.