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Did you ever order something online while drunk but you can’t remember doing it?

Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:36 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7896 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:36 pm
I think I ordered a hat a few nights ago. I was hammered. If I did, I’m sure I got a text or email confirming the details, but I have a habit of deleting everything on sight if it looks like it’s from a retailer. So I have no idea. I could check my credit card statement but I’m too lazy. I look on the front porch every few hours to see if something has arrived.

I think I need to stop drinking.
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
53319 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:37 pm to
That's called being an alcoholic. Get some help
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63915 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:37 pm to
No

Not that I have not been know to imbibe a bit, but that is why I do not have online accounts.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12608 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:38 pm to
Never.

You may need help.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63915 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

I look on the front porch every few hours to see if something has arrived.


If its is your MiL, that is when you need to be drinking.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25946 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:41 pm to
Yes.

It's usually been a book.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43655 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:47 pm to
Maybe, I can't remember
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
51255 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

I could check my credit card statement but I’m too lazy
but you could take the time to bore everyone here with this
Posted by UserAlreadyExists
God’s country
Member since Feb 2026
152 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:53 pm to
I’ve ordered food before and forgotten about it till I found it sitting at my door the next morning
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81402 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:57 pm to
I ordered an autographed Drew Bledsoe helmet over the phone with that screaming guy on cable when drunk. I remember it, but 3 weeks later Bledsoe got Wally Pipped.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117875 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:05 pm to
I tend to guy guns and/or ammo when I drink.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6035 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:07 pm to
Yes, typically while watching LSU games. If I’m at the house on the patio by myself and I’ve been drinking I’ve definitely fallen victim to intoxication purchasing. It’s usually something I see while scrolling facebook during commercials
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30192 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:08 pm to
Yes.

Not drunk, but dead arse asleep.

I ordered a big arse knife, about 15 cookbooks, and a very expensive watch.

This was before Amazon emailed you constantly about orders, so I just kept getting mystery packages for a week

Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4242 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

scrolling facebook 


I have impulse bought crap on FB stone sober. The algorithm gets me sometimes.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10895 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:21 pm to
A Russian bride.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
53986 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:23 pm to
Got hammered playing golf one time and apparently ordered 8 pairs of golf pants.

My wife was not super happy about that.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17331 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:23 pm to
Make it more fun. Download Tor and start browsing darkweb marketplaces.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
72095 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:25 pm to
I don't forget it, but I've definitely made purchases on occasion that may have not happened if I was sober.

It's usually something awesome that sober me thought wasn't worth the price, so I've rarely regretted it.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85813 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:26 pm to
No but I did try to buy a bunch of guns online while woozy after surgery but fortunately couldn’t reach my wallet
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6035 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

I have impulse bought crap on FB stone sober. The algorithm gets me sometimes.


Oh good I’m not alone there either ..
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