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Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:52 pm
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:52 pm
A Georgia death row inmate scheduled to be executed next week has chosen a final meal that includes everything from barbecue and pizza to ice cream as state officials prepare to carry out his sentence. Stacey Humphreys is scheduled to be executed by lethal injection at 7 p.m. Sept. 16 at the Georgia Diagnostic and Classification Prison in Jackson.

This is a guy who killed two real estate agents in a model home in 2003.

According to the Georgia Department of Corrections, Humphreys requested barbecue beef brisket, pork ribs, a bacon double cheeseburger, french fries, buffalo wings, a meat lovers pizza, butter pecan ice cream, peach ice cream and two caffeine-free soft drinks for his last meal.

No chance he eats all of that. If you’re a prison guard, how depraved do you have to be to take home the leftovers? “He didn’t even touch the pizza”.
Posted by Trip Savage
Member since Sep 2026
74 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:55 pm to
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beef brisket, pork ribs, a bacon double cheeseburger, french fries, buffalo wings, a meat lovers pizza, butter pecan ice cream, peach ice cream and two caffeine-free soft drinks
Sounds like he did that just to spite the COs. I would definitely take home some leftovers if I was a CO and enjoy the hell out of it knowing the person who ordered it was just injected with poison and will never eat another meal again.

#SavageLife
This post was edited on 9/16/26 at 9:00 pm
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5263 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:55 pm to
He forgot the Coke Icee
Posted by KemoSabe65
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Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:55 pm to
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two caffeine-free soft drinks for his last meal.


Stacey doesn’t want the caffeine to keep him up during his lethal injection
Georgia BBQ sucks
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48339 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:56 pm to
Why is this a thing even?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12456 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:56 pm to
frick their last meal BS.

Same food as regular prisoners get.

Why the hell do we do this?
This post was edited on 9/16/26 at 8:57 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
185390 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:57 pm to
I thought as a society we ended that bullshite?

Why do they get anything?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106503 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:57 pm to
I think Angola limits it to what they can prepare in the prison kitchen. They try to accommodate them within that parameter.
Posted by tiggerfan02 2021
HSV
Member since Jan 2021
4342 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:00 pm to
How about we tell him "frick YOU!" and feed him a slice of stale moldy bread and a dirty glass of lukewarm stale water.

frick THAT POS!!!
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31359 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:00 pm to
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Why the hell do we do this?


It keeps their hangry ghosts from haunting us... duh.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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106503 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:00 pm to
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
5005 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:01 pm to
That sounds gross. Why not combine for something nice?
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
83998 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:04 pm to
I wonder what Christa Pike will order.

Her last night is September 29.
Posted by Freight Joker
Member since Aug 2019
4165 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:04 pm to
Just read that he was granted a stay of execution.
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1450 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:05 pm to
Texas did away with the last meal several years back when the ringleader of the James Byrd killing did this:

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Why Texas Ended Last Meals

The Final Request: In September 2011, white supremacist Lawrence Russell Brewer ordered a massive feast (including two chicken-fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet, fried okra, three fajitas, a pound of barbecue, pizza, and ice cream) and completely refused to eat any of it.

Policy Change: Outraged state officials and Senator John Whitmire used the incident to end the 87-year tradition of customized last meals.

Current Rule: Inmates now eat whatever is on the menu for the Huntsville Unit cafeteria on the day of their execution.


Posted by SOBmustpay
North Louisiana
Member since Jun 2026
666 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:11 pm to
Yeah it’s stupid. If I had a choice though I would go with Olivia Munn as my last meal. What a way to go out.



In all seriousness, maybe I would go with a fried seafood plate. Oysters, shrimp, catfish, fries, hushpuppies, okra. I wish I wouldn’t have seen this thread because now I’m thinking about this more than I should
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18400 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:12 pm to
His request sounds like David Allan Coe’s…

Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16642 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:17 pm to
I would order Almas Caviar, Dansuke watermelon, and To’ak chocolate.
Then while they’re trying to find all that I hatch my escape plan.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63796 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:19 pm to
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Humphreys requested barbecue beef brisket, pork ribs, a bacon double cheeseburger, french fries, buffalo wings, a meat lovers pizza, butter pecan ice cream, peach ice cream and two caffeine-free soft drinks for his last meal.



One of these things is not like the others

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If you’re a prison guard, how depraved do you have to be to take home the leftovers? “He didn’t even touch the pizza”.


Is that wrong? Seems more like a job perk than depravity.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6301 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:19 pm to
Make mine a Big Tuna roll from Tsunami, and a urrrange drank…
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