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Death Row Last Meal
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:52 pm
A Georgia death row inmate scheduled to be executed next week has chosen a final meal that includes everything from barbecue and pizza to ice cream as state officials prepare to carry out his sentence. Stacey Humphreys is scheduled to be executed by lethal injection at 7 p.m. Sept. 16 at the Georgia Diagnostic and Classification Prison in Jackson.
This is a guy who killed two real estate agents in a model home in 2003.
According to the Georgia Department of Corrections, Humphreys requested barbecue beef brisket, pork ribs, a bacon double cheeseburger, french fries, buffalo wings, a meat lovers pizza, butter pecan ice cream, peach ice cream and two caffeine-free soft drinks for his last meal.
No chance he eats all of that. If you’re a prison guard, how depraved do you have to be to take home the leftovers? “He didn’t even touch the pizza”.
This is a guy who killed two real estate agents in a model home in 2003.
According to the Georgia Department of Corrections, Humphreys requested barbecue beef brisket, pork ribs, a bacon double cheeseburger, french fries, buffalo wings, a meat lovers pizza, butter pecan ice cream, peach ice cream and two caffeine-free soft drinks for his last meal.
No chance he eats all of that. If you’re a prison guard, how depraved do you have to be to take home the leftovers? “He didn’t even touch the pizza”.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:55 pm to DR93Berlin
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beef brisket, pork ribs, a bacon double cheeseburger, french fries, buffalo wings, a meat lovers pizza, butter pecan ice cream, peach ice cream and two caffeine-free soft drinks
#SavageLife
This post was edited on 9/16/26 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:55 pm to DR93Berlin
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two caffeine-free soft drinks for his last meal.
Stacey doesn’t want the caffeine to keep him up during his lethal injection
Georgia BBQ sucks
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:56 pm to DR93Berlin
Why is this a thing even?
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:56 pm to DR93Berlin
frick their last meal BS.
Same food as regular prisoners get.
Why the hell do we do this?
Same food as regular prisoners get.
Why the hell do we do this?
This post was edited on 9/16/26 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:57 pm to DR93Berlin
I thought as a society we ended that bullshite?
Why do they get anything?
Why do they get anything?
Posted on 9/16/26 at 8:57 pm to DR93Berlin
I think Angola limits it to what they can prepare in the prison kitchen. They try to accommodate them within that parameter.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:00 pm to DR93Berlin
How about we tell him "frick YOU!" and feed him a slice of stale moldy bread and a dirty glass of lukewarm stale water.
frick THAT POS!!!
frick THAT POS!!!
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:00 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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Why the hell do we do this?
It keeps their hangry ghosts from haunting us... duh.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:01 pm to DR93Berlin
That sounds gross. Why not combine for something nice?
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:04 pm to DR93Berlin
I wonder what Christa Pike will order.
Her last night is September 29.
Her last night is September 29.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:04 pm to DR93Berlin
Just read that he was granted a stay of execution.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:05 pm to DR93Berlin
Texas did away with the last meal several years back when the ringleader of the James Byrd killing did this:
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Why Texas Ended Last Meals
The Final Request: In September 2011, white supremacist Lawrence Russell Brewer ordered a massive feast (including two chicken-fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet, fried okra, three fajitas, a pound of barbecue, pizza, and ice cream) and completely refused to eat any of it.
Policy Change: Outraged state officials and Senator John Whitmire used the incident to end the 87-year tradition of customized last meals.
Current Rule: Inmates now eat whatever is on the menu for the Huntsville Unit cafeteria on the day of their execution.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:11 pm to stout
Yeah it’s stupid. If I had a choice though I would go with Olivia Munn as my last meal. What a way to go out.
In all seriousness, maybe I would go with a fried seafood plate. Oysters, shrimp, catfish, fries, hushpuppies, okra. I wish I wouldn’t have seen this thread because now I’m thinking about this more than I should
In all seriousness, maybe I would go with a fried seafood plate. Oysters, shrimp, catfish, fries, hushpuppies, okra. I wish I wouldn’t have seen this thread because now I’m thinking about this more than I should
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:12 pm to DR93Berlin
His request sounds like David Allan Coe’s…
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:17 pm to DR93Berlin
I would order Almas Caviar, Dansuke watermelon, and To’ak chocolate.
Then while they’re trying to find all that I hatch my escape plan.
Then while they’re trying to find all that I hatch my escape plan.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:19 pm to DR93Berlin
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Humphreys requested barbecue beef brisket, pork ribs, a bacon double cheeseburger, french fries, buffalo wings, a meat lovers pizza, butter pecan ice cream, peach ice cream and two caffeine-free soft drinks for his last meal.
One of these things is not like the others
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If you’re a prison guard, how depraved do you have to be to take home the leftovers? “He didn’t even touch the pizza”.
Is that wrong? Seems more like a job perk than depravity.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:19 pm to DR93Berlin
Make mine a Big Tuna roll from Tsunami, and a urrrange drank…

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