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re: Death Row Last Meal

Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:24 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
160508 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:24 pm to
In case I murder anybody, here's mine:

BBQ shrimp from Pascal's Manale

Catfish Acadienne

Filet Mignon

Mashed potatoes from Pappadeaux's -- I'm serious, they were absolutely delicious

Garlic biscuits from Red Lobster (so sue me)

Chocolate ice cream from Amy's in Austin, over vanilla cake
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
65231 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

Current Rule: Inmates now eat whatever is on the menu for the Huntsville Unit cafeteria on the day of their execution.


Probably cost more for Thursday Mystery Meat Day via 3rd party for profit prison. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment and the Constitution. If any of you are old enough to remember 1960's style rectanglar "pizza" in cafeterias for lunch, you know I know about which I speak.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14817 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:25 pm to
Never understood giving these frickers a last meal when their victims never got one.
Posted by Trip Savage
United States of America
Member since Sep 2026
123 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

If any of you are old enough to remember 1960's style rectanglar "pizza" in cafeterias for lunch, you know I know about which I speak.
Bro we had that in the 90's
Posted by BogeyTX
Member since Apr 2018
1098 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:40 pm to
That was way more interesting than I thought it would be.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
57212 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:43 pm to
I'm going to have lump crab meat and butter
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
65231 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

Bro we had that in the 90's


Were the ingredients still a mystery then?

The 60's version had no discernible toppings found after, say the 1980 election cycle. While there may have been actual meat and vegetables, they looked totally inedible, and what little cheese there was probably came from WW II surplus cheese stocks.
Posted by Trip Savage
United States of America
Member since Sep 2026
123 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 9:45 pm to
idk but it was vv tasty and yummy to my tummy as a wicked little child. We had it almost every friyay
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13763 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:22 pm to
Friend,

One of the best American art exhibits of this century is Julie Green’s The Last Supper. I found it a deeply moving and personal commentary on the American prison and justice system that made me think about the people despised by most of society, the same people I believe Jesus called us to love and serve. The exhibit is made of painted plates which show the elements of the last meal of many who were executed by the state.

The beautiful exhibit will be in Grand Rapids for a year starting next month. If you have the chance I highly recommend you visit.

Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted by Sal Minio
17th Street Canal
Member since Sep 2006
4556 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

“He didn’t even touch the pizza”.


I'll take it and if anyone has one extra ticket to the West side Stadium Club for the TAM game to give away, I'll take it also.
Posted by PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Member since Oct 2025
978 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:46 pm to
Last meal should be bubbas cockmeat sandwich. Rest in piss mf
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5349 posts
Posted on 9/16/26 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

I would order Almas Caviar, Dansuke watermelon, and To’ak chocolate.


Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10934 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 4:19 am to
quote:

two caffeine-free soft drinks


Doesn’t want to be kept awake all night.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15447 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:41 am to
quote:

Why is this a thing even?

THIS



Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10765 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:42 am to
I'd want 3 dozen boiled crabs and stipulation is they can't kill me until I eat them all.
This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 5:44 am
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15447 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:44 am to
We really shouldn't have this.

If the last meal can be used to amplify pain and suffering, then yes.s

The people they murdered didn't get a last meal.

That little girl killed by the Fed EX driver didn't get to enjoy a last meal.
Posted by ajr1215
Denham Springs
Member since Aug 2007
87 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:55 am to
Reminds me of a skit from a 70s comedy show. The warden asks the condemned man what does he want for his last meal. The man says "hummingbird tongue soup". Warden says "Do you realize how long it will take to get enough hummingbird tongues to make a soup? Condemned man: "I knooow".
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
11307 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:59 am to
frick their last meal BS.

Same food as regular prisoners get.

Why the hell do we do this?
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About the only reason I can think of is to keep them calm on that last day. They surely don’t deserve a special meal.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
143746 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:00 am to
This whole nice last meal thing needs to end. Prison is not a resort. They should get minimal food and have to pound boulders all day. It's prison.

Last meal can be a half can of unheated baked beans.

Their victims didn't get a nice last meal.
This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 6:00 am
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
14486 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:03 am to
Do they make all this crap at the prison or does someone have to place to go others for all this stuff?

Imagine calling Papa John’s and ordering a meat lovers pizza for some sickos last meal.
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