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re: Dating Winona Ryder sounds like the seventh circle of Hell.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 4:59 pm to boxcarbarney
Posted on 4/30/26 at 4:59 pm to boxcarbarney
I'm not really an intercourse type of guy either so I get it.
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:19 pm to boxcarbarney
Damn I'll take current Winoa, 20 years ago was Prime.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 6:47 pm to boxcarbarney
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:14 pm to clamdip
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recall this Primus song from the 90s that was supposedly about her.
It wasn’t.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 7:17 pm to boxcarbarney
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The lead singer of the band Jamiroquai, Jay Kay, once broke up with Winona Ryder because the actress had breasts that were too big and she wanted to have sex way too often.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:21 pm to boxcarbarney
Not Winona Ryder. Winona Laura Horowitz.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:40 pm to RolltidePA
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Oddly enough, a lot of guys who are married and trying to have kids have been through this.
Endless days in a row of mechanical sex becomes like a second job.
yep
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:50 pm to boxcarbarney
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Jamiroquai, Jay Gay
Name checks out
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:51 pm to boxcarbarney
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She just has huge breasts—bigger than they seem on screen. She had this habit of constantly dragging me into bed. It was exhausting
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Dating Winona Ryder sounds like the seventh circle of Hell.
I mean if your gay, I guess.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:38 pm to La Place Mike
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WTF is wrong with some men these days?
I thought his one hit wonder arse was gay back then. Not a man.
Edit: I went through the crazy arse, ovulation, making babies sex. Best time of my freaking life. Some of you are nuts!
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 10:46 pm
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:47 pm to Napoleon
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Damn I'll take current Winoa, 20 years ago was Prime.
She's one celeb that I'm pretty sure I would take at any age. Even when she's supposed to look haggard and tired on Stranger Things.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 12:03 am to clamdip
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I recall this Primus song from the 90s that was supposedly about her.
Not Primus. Helmet.
“Several songs on Helmet's 2004 album Size Matters were inspired by frontman Page Hamilton’s year-long relationship with actress Winona Ryder. “
Posted on 5/1/26 at 6:33 am to CollegeFBRules
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This is the lens through which different responses come. Pussy stops being the end all, be all as you get older, and sex multiple times a day, every day? No thank you.
I don't know - if I could I would still. Now not the mechanical trying to get pregnant sex some are referencing - I have feeling it's not like that with Mrs. Ryder. I think she probably keeps it pretty exciting.
But, I'm kinda like a musket now - I can only fire once and it takes a while to re-load.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 6:40 am to Shexter
Soiboi
Posted on 5/1/26 at 6:50 am to boxcarbarney
I don’t think the story is true. It has questionable sourcing. I mean, it’s a FUN story. But it’s just internet bullshite.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 7:02 am to Lou Loomis
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Not Winona Ryder. Winona Laura Horowitz.
Not all of them but always them.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:08 am to 3nOut
She has some kind of issue with shoplifting things too... We could implement that into the crazy sex / hot matrix roleplay thing. I think I could handle it for at LEAST 1 full calendar year
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:18 am to boxcarbarney
I didn't know she had cannons of that caliber. I'll be in my bunk.
Posted on 5/1/26 at 8:36 am to boxcarbarney
What fig. I’ve had a thing for her since I was in High School and saw her in Beetlejuice.
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