re: Dating Winona Ryder sounds like the seventh circle of Hell.

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Endless days in a row of mechanical sex becomes like a second job.

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I remember those days. Starts off fun but after while gets tiresome.

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1. Sex was constant and at first it was cool, but after a while there's nothing behind it. Just constant sex. It became a chore.

2. She didn't care about my feelings. Really bad day at work, don't care let's have sex. Dog died...sorry let's have sex. You have the flu?!...Think you can still get it up?

3. You weren't a person, just a penis. Sounds cool, but after a while it just gets old.

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Where were actresses like this when I was a rockstar?

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I dated someone like this before and it absolutely sucks. Let me explain further before I get called the gay.

1. Sex was constant and at first it was cool, but after a while there's nothing behind it. Just constant sex. It became a chore.

2. She didn't care about my feelings. Really bad day at work, don't care let's have sex. Dog died...sorry let's have sex. You have the flu?!...Think you can still get it up?

3. You weren't a person, just a penis. Sounds cool, but after a while it just gets old.

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This is the ultimate WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICTURES (and current phone number) post!

Definitely a bannable offense.

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I dated someone like this before and it absolutely sucks.

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I had one like that right after high school.
At 19, sex 4-6 times a day didn't suck one tiny bit.
At 50, I don't think I could hang.

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I always thought that Jamiroquai was the dude, not the band's name. But it doesn't matter, still will always call that dude Jamiroquai.

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I thought he was black for the longest time.

I definitely did not realize the level of those smokewagons.

Rhett Miller of the Old 97’s dated her briefly in the 90’s, and wrote a song about her.



Rollerskate skinny and the terrible two's
How can you have everything and nothing to lose?
You and nobody see eye to eye
You're gonna wake up with a ghost instead of a guy
Bulletin board on the wall of a church
Soaking up the city from a top-step perch
You're gonna break down on a midnight date
You're gonna curse this town, you're gonna run late
You're pretty as a penny
Rollerskate skinny
You're pretty as a penny
Rollerskate skinny
Do you want to meet up at the Pickwood Bowl?
We could knock nine down and leave one in the hole
Wouldn't be here if the Athenia hadn't sunk
Or if dear old dad hadn't got so drunk
Every other day is a kick in the shins
Every other day it's like the day just went
But you make 'em alright, you make 'em okay
You make me sorta glad that I waited 'til today
You're pretty as a penny
Rollerskate skinny
You're pretty as a penny
Rollerskate skinny
Rollerskate skinny and the terrible two's
Two years in and it's time to choose
Love feels good when it sits right down
Puts its feet up on the table it and sends a bowl around
Ain't nobody gonna see eye to eye
With a girl who's only gonna stand collarbone high
Rain's gonna come in fair-sized drips
We're gonna go to heaven wearing paper-hat ships
You're pretty as a penny
Rollerskate skinny
You're pretty as a penny
Rollerskate skinny
I believe in love but it don't believe in
I believe in love but it don't believe in me
I believe in love but it don't believe in me
No, it don't believe in
Don't believe in

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Rhett Miller of the Old 97’s dated her briefly in the 90’s, and wrote a song about her.

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I was always a big fan of that song...didn't know it was about her. Know the roller skate skinny reference from The Catcher in the Rye.


I can tell I'm getting old getting sidetracked on this type of conversation in a thread like this