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re: Dating Winona Ryder sounds like the seventh circle of Hell.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:09 am to boxcarbarney
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:09 am to boxcarbarney
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The lead singer of the band Jamiroquai, Jay Kay
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:10 am to boxcarbarney
What's up with these guys "me tooing" 
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 10:11 am
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:10 am to boxcarbarney
She was pretty hot back in the day.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:12 am to boxcarbarney
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had breasts that were too big and she wanted to have sex way too often.
A lot of guys would go to war with monsters from an alternate dimension to get a woman like that
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:17 am to boxcarbarney
I remember hearing a story about her a while back. They said if you were a rockstar in the 90s and you didn’t bang Winona Ryder, you weren’t doing your job right or you had a really bad agent.. Apparently, her agent would call the agents of all these rockstars and arrange “dates.“ Among the agents and rockstars, her nickname became Wanna Ride Her.
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 11:08 am
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:21 am to La Place Mike
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WTF is wrong with some men these days?
I dated someone like this before and it absolutely sucks. Let me explain further before I get called the gay.
1. Sex was constant and at first it was cool, but after a while there's nothing behind it. Just constant sex. It became a chore.
2. She didn't care about my feelings. Really bad day at work, don't care let's have sex. Dog died...sorry let's have sex. You have the flu?!...Think you can still get it up?
3. You weren't a person, just a penis. Sounds cool, but after a while it just gets old.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:26 am to boxcarbarney
What the everloving frick?
This is not helped by the fact I have always had a thing for her and Mrs. udtiger bore a resemblance to her.
This is not helped by the fact I have always had a thing for her and Mrs. udtiger bore a resemblance to her.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:29 am to boxcarbarney
Is he a closeted homosexual?
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:30 am to HuskyPanda
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I dated someone like this before and it absolutely sucks. Let me explain further before I get called the gay.
Oddly enough, a lot of guys who are married and trying to have kids have been through this.
Endless days in a row of mechanical sex becomes like a second job.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:40 am to boxcarbarney
He could have saved a lot of time by merely saying, “yes, I dated Winona Ryder, but here’s the thing, I’m gay.”
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:40 am to boxcarbarney
Is Winona a Sr. Exec at JPMorgan?
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:41 am to boxcarbarney
Double post
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 10:41 am
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:45 am to Neauxla_Tiger
"No Winona! Not again!"

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