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re: Dating Winona Ryder sounds like the seventh circle of Hell.

Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:09 am to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21515 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:09 am to
quote:

The lead singer of the band Jamiroquai, Jay Kay


Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34563 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:10 am to
What's up with these guys "me tooing"
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 10:11 am
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
58246 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:10 am to
More like jaqueeragay
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3658 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:10 am to
She was pretty hot back in the day.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26167 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:12 am to
quote:

had breasts that were too big and she wanted to have sex way too often.


A lot of guys would go to war with monsters from an alternate dimension to get a woman like that
Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
815 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:16 am to
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8362 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:16 am to





Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24700 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:17 am to
I remember hearing a story about her a while back. They said if you were a rockstar in the 90s and you didn’t bang Winona Ryder, you weren’t doing your job right or you had a really bad agent.. Apparently, her agent would call the agents of all these rockstars and arrange “dates.“ Among the agents and rockstars, her nickname became Wanna Ride Her.
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 11:08 am
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2499 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:21 am to
quote:

WTF is wrong with some men these days?


I dated someone like this before and it absolutely sucks. Let me explain further before I get called the gay.

1. Sex was constant and at first it was cool, but after a while there's nothing behind it. Just constant sex. It became a chore.

2. She didn't care about my feelings. Really bad day at work, don't care let's have sex. Dog died...sorry let's have sex. You have the flu?!...Think you can still get it up?

3. You weren't a person, just a penis. Sounds cool, but after a while it just gets old.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41601 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:23 am to
Got her phone number?
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
116617 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:26 am to
What the everloving frick?

This is not helped by the fact I have always had a thing for her and Mrs. udtiger bore a resemblance to her.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56402 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:29 am to
Is he a closeted homosexual?
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
5720 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:30 am to
quote:

I dated someone like this before and it absolutely sucks. Let me explain further before I get called the gay.



Oddly enough, a lot of guys who are married and trying to have kids have been through this.

Endless days in a row of mechanical sex becomes like a second job.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15892 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:36 am to
Reminds me of this

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30703 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:38 am to
Virtual insanity.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
13052 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:40 am to
He could have saved a lot of time by merely saying, “yes, I dated Winona Ryder, but here’s the thing, I’m gay.”
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
2128 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:40 am to
Is Winona a Sr. Exec at JPMorgan?
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
2128 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:41 am to
Double post
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 10:41 am
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27062 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:45 am to
"No Winona! Not again!"

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30703 posts
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:46 am to
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