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Dating Winona Ryder sounds like the seventh circle of Hell.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:55 am
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:55 am
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The lead singer of the band Jamiroquai, Jay Kay, once broke up with Winona Ryder because the actress had breasts that were too big and she wanted to have sex way too often.
Here's a quote from an interview from 20 years ago:
“She just has huge breasts—bigger than they seem on screen. She had this habit of constantly dragging me into bed. It was exhausting.”
In the comments under the post where I got the photos from, people are joking that this is literally like saying something like:
“Waiter, my steak is too juicy and delicious—do something about it!”
"No thanks. No more huge boobies and sex for me"
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Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:56 am to boxcarbarney
Since his music career hasn't been relevant in decades, he should apply at JP Morgan. Hates sex and big boobs? He'll fit right in.
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 9:57 am
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:56 am to boxcarbarney
Big cans and loves to bang.
the horror!
the horror!
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:56 am to boxcarbarney
She also kept a trim situation
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:57 am to boxcarbarney
quote:
"No thanks. No more huge boobies and sex for me"
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:57 am to boxcarbarney
WTF is wrong with some men these days?
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:58 am to boxcarbarney
The frick 
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:59 am to boxcarbarney
Well, to be fair, one of the advantages of being a rock star is about banging the NEXT broad.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 9:59 am to boxcarbarney
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The lead singer of the band Jamiroquai, Jay Kay, once broke up with Winona Ryder because the actress had breasts that were too big and she wanted to have sex way too often.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:00 am to TD422
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one of the advantages of being a rock star is about banging the NEXT broad.
I think it was Tommy Lee who said, a rock star bragging about getting pussy is like turning on a water faucet and bragging because water comes out
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:01 am to boxcarbarney
If that not satire then that man needs to have his head examined.
More evidence to the old saying “for every beautiful woman out there, there’s at least one man that’s sick of them”.
More evidence to the old saying “for every beautiful woman out there, there’s at least one man that’s sick of them”.
This post was edited on 4/30/26 at 10:03 am
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:01 am to boxcarbarney
Ha!
Sounds like a fig
Sounds like a fig
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:02 am to boxcarbarney
My guess, big tits and sex appetite combined with her great cooking skills, great personality and fun spirit that ruined this relationship.
Poor fella.
Poor fella.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:04 am to Everyday Is Saturday
Like it has to be satire or the dude had another girl he was chasing that Ryder got in the way of. That’s the only thing that makes sense to me
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:05 am to CocomoLSU
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Since his music career hasn't been relevant in decades, he should apply at JP Morgan. Hates sex and big boobs? He'll fit right in.
Now this is how you artfully connect two OT threads. Have an upvote.
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:05 am to boxcarbarney
Virtual insanity
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:06 am to boxcarbarney
Jay Kay Got The Gay
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:06 am to The Torch
Did she have a big brown beaver though?
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:08 am to boxcarbarney
He needs a fish head GF
Posted on 4/30/26 at 10:09 am to boxcarbarney
Some guys have all the luck
Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
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