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re: Dating Winona Ryder sounds like the seventh circle of Hell.

Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:30 am to
Posted by TheFenceGuy
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Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:30 am to
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This post was edited on 5/1/26 at 10:10 am
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
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37931 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:34 am to
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Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56868 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 12:55 pm to
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I don’t think the story is true. It has questionable sourcing. I mean, it’s a FUN story. But it’s just internet bullshite.




Its true, but its from an interview from like 20 years ago. You can find it.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
42398 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 1:06 pm to
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Not Primus. Helmet.

“Several songs on Helmet's 2004 album Size Matters were inspired by frontman Page Hamilton’s year-long relationship with actress Winona Ryder. “


Great band! Unsung was the shite back in the day.



Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72130 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 1:27 pm to
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WTF is wrong with some men these days?


These days as in like 25 years ago?
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
28663 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 2:14 pm to
I'm betting he's looking back at this now and thinks he's made a huge mistake....

other than the fact that she's batshit crazy.
Posted by AaronDeTiger
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
2366 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 3:09 pm to
i dont care how good looking a woman is, somebody, somewhere, is tired of her shite.
Posted by GulfSouthTiger
Member since Jun 2025
611 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 6:55 pm to
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She has some kind of issue with shoplifting things too... We could implement that into the crazy sex / hot matrix roleplay thing
When I was 27 I was messing with a 20 yr old that wanted sex non stop and would get pissed if I didn't drop trou on command. She also stole stupid shite just to do it, like restaurant ramakins, etc.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20109 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:00 pm to
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I remember those days. Starts off fun but after while gets tiresome.


Lots of joking but this is true. Dated somebody similar. It’s great to begin with but 3 or 4 times a day EVERY DAY gets old.
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
24229 posts
Posted on 5/1/26 at 9:13 pm to
Some guys die of thirst and some die from drowning.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 5/1/26 at 11:00 pm to
Posted by Morgus
The Old City Icehouse
Member since May 2004
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Posted on 5/2/26 at 1:16 am to
If you wanna compare moles:



Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39277 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 1:44 am to
Kinda odd that she never released the cannons on film really.

Dear Winona, it’s never too late.
Love,
Spoony
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12713 posts
Posted on 5/2/26 at 4:22 am to
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When I was 27 I was messing with a 20 yr old that wanted sex non stop and would get pissed if I didn't drop trou on command. She also stole stupid shite just to do it, like restaurant ramakins, etc.


Some say the only way to quell that sexual fire is to put a ring on it.

Then you would be lucky if she even wanted it after.
This post was edited on 5/2/26 at 8:40 am
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12286 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 11:49 am to
Just goes to show you can be the biggest loser alive but if you have one hit in music, even a horrific one, every chick will frick you
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
25539 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 1:28 pm to
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you have one hit in music, even a horrific one,


Virtual Insanity is timeless, baw.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 3:09 pm to
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A lot of guys would go to war with monsters from an alternate dimension to get a woman like that
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 5/3/26 at 3:19 pm to
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More evidence to the old saying “for every beautiful woman out there, there’s at least one man that’s sick of them”.
I know a guy that dated a nymphomaniac who was also a squirter.

He was like, “Dude, all we do is frick! If we’re not eating or sleeping or in public, she wants to frick. My dick is raw, raw I tell you! And the squirting! I can’t keep clean sheets on my fricking bed, she’s ruined my mattress!”
This post was edited on 5/3/26 at 3:37 pm
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
21980 posts
Posted on 5/4/26 at 6:35 am to
She said Mel Gibson asked her once if she was an oven dodger.
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