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re: Cruises are dumb, retarded, money grubbing schemes

Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:04 pm to
What you hope for:




Reality:

Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30070 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:04 pm to
Carnival is offering a CIS cruise out of Mobile next month.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:06 pm to
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It’s like paying to be an intern in the Navy with none of the military perks while getting covered in fecal matter while you sleep

Dude, have you ever seen how much hookers charge for that? The cruise is a steal.
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
3097 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:12 pm to
What really needs to happen is to have a travel ball world series take place on a cruise ship.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:13 pm to
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Dude, have you ever seen how much hookers charge for that? The cruise is a steal.


I’m anti-“hot carls”

Someone would have to pay me to be a mobile portapoddy

Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
2573 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Cruises are dumb, retarded, money grubbing schemes


So are women, but I've ridden both.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23415 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:18 pm to
Cruises can be some of the best ways to see certain coastal areas in a small amount of time. SE Alaska is a great example where sea plane would be the other option.

They also have ones that aren’t run by carnival.

Not my preferred way to travel but they can certainly be enjoyable.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:18 pm to
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So are women, but I've ridden both.


I’ve never ridden a 220,000 ton woman. Congratulations
Posted by Samso
nyc
Member since Jun 2013
5082 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:19 pm to
Cruises are trashy af
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:19 pm to
Not reading all that - you are clearly biased OCEANman
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:36 pm to
Given the chunk of change you’re likely to drop, just go to Europe and travel the frick around.

I’ve also thought of cruise experiences as floating hotels you can’t get away from when you want.

Also. All the fun enclosed living space to get sick in.

Also. Kids.

Also. Fat uglies.

Also. Kids again.
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
13131 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:36 pm to
Never been on a cruise. Never plan to go on one.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61313 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:37 pm to
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cruise


more like a LOSE




























AMIRITE???
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:45 pm to
I'd rather just fly somewhere and get a nice hotel.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11909 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:51 pm to
Thanks for the input. Great thing is nobody cares what you think about their vacation.
Posted by bdevill
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2008
12275 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 1:51 pm to
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Nothing more than hotels


But more like shopping malls on the sea, where there's no escape.
Posted by dirtbag lsu
Not in Texas anymore ...dammit
Member since Feb 2005
2884 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 2:16 pm to
Screw that............cruises are awesome.
Been on 7.

All the food you can eat............drinks everywhere you turn around.
And you get to see alot of islands or locations in a short time.

Dont pick one that the olds go on. You will fine. (and you do realize that pic of the hotties was ON a cruise........right?)

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141079 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 2:22 pm to
You guys really need to leave NOLA and try a non trashy cruise line.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61493 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 2:24 pm to
Cruises are for people who can’t afford a vacation but really want to take one.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111626 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 2:26 pm to
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Went on one cruise.



That's one more than I've been on, but I'm not going to rail on them or try to persuade those who seem to enjoy them to go to places I like instead. I think it's probably a good vehicle to spread the masses about.
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